Friday Fives

Random mix:

1. Write the most boring sentence ever.
When approaching a stop light, begin to depress the brake pedal slowly, and depressing the clutch in a manner that allows you to shift the gear box into a lower gear – whereby the car will come to a timely halt at the intersection, allowing the driver to assess the proper traffic sequence and determine whether it is safe to continue through the intersection, or instead, await for safe passage as other cars motor through.

2. If you life were a “Law and Order” episode, who would play who in the cast?
It would be Lenny, that is a given, what with the wisecracks and all. Ed would have to be my crime fighting partner. Julz, the Lt. But who will be the victim. Dohhhm, Dohhhhm.

3. In 50 words or less, describe your childhood.
Idyllic bliss in a nieve village full of coal and cold. 1970s, small town, black and white television and snow. So much snow.

4. What is/are your (non-sexual) turn on(s)?
Raspberries. Oh my do I delight at Raspberries.

5. In six degrees, what famous person are you related to?
No one living that I know of. I am told by familiy lore that we are related to Brigham Young and Butch Cassidy.

4 Replies to “Friday Fives”

  1. !) The best movie this year!

    @) I don’t watch L&O so I’m unsure. I guess I’d say that guy with the blue eyes & receding hairline because I find him strangely attractive. ..Not that I find myself strangely attractive, but…Never mind.

    #) Suburban.

    $) Music.

    %) It’s not in six degrees but, my father’s family is linked to the Spencers of Wales whom Princess Diana used to be a part of.

  2. 1. Beige carpet can hide most organic stains.

    2. Since I don’t watch it, I can’t really say.

    3. Frogs, mud, turtles and crawdads. Long hot humid summers, winters wishing for snow. Private school I hated: red white and blue uniforms. I still hate navy blue for the most part. Family dysfunctional, but loved me well. I wanted to be a vet but ended up a nurse. Same thing.

    4. Cheese and bacon. I can’t choose between my two loves.

    5. Will Rogers. And one of my relatives on my maternal grandmother’s side was one of Pancho Villa’s concubines. WAHOO!

  3. 1. I work in insurance…80% of what I read qualifies as the most. boring. sentence. ever.

    2. I’d have Mariska Hargitay from SVU, Vincent D’Onofrio from Criminal Intent and S. Epatha Merkerson from the plain ‘ole L&O. Not for any particular reason, they are just my favorites from each show. *shrug*

    3. Pastoral Niwot, 70’s appliance colors, fields full of cows. Busy London streets, curtsies to the Queen. The Tube. Au Pairs. Plane rides. Tea. Singapore Sling. Bee hoon & dim sum. Fish heads at the market. Humidity & bugs. Monsoons.

    4. Gruyere cheese, dark chocolate, red wine, pate & champagne.

    5. Thomas Nelson Jr. signed the declaration of Independence.
    http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/signers/nelson.htm

  4. 1. SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Cigarette Smoke Contains Carbon Monoxide.

    2. I dunna watch it. On West Wing I would be the gruff yet lovable Toby Ziegler. I got seasons 1-3 recently. Great stuff.

    3. Struggling to be noticed among 7 brothers and sisters. Craving attention, and being uncomfortable when receiving it (Because it was usually for some sort of tom foolery.)

    4. Music. Movies. Bacon. Booze. Not necessarily in that order.

    5. My momÂ’s cousin is arch-bishop McCarrick from D.C. The highest ranking catholic in the U.S. He had some air time when the pope passed away and was actually eligible to become pope. Would that have meant that I would have to stop masturbating?

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