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1. What’s a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

“What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. “

2. What is your favorite and least favorite part of your job?

Favorite: The ability to work from home a few days a week. I don’t need it all the time and enjoy being in the office with coworkers but a few days (Friday and Monday) is a nice balance.

Least Favorite: Terminating employees for something stupid like poor attendance.

3. You’ve just become president of the world; what’s your first action?

I would ban coal and the oil and gas industries. Get off the pipe, boys!

4. If a celebrity were revealed to be an undercover alien, then who would be the least surprising?

Crispin Glover

5. You are arrested. Which Celebrity would you pick as your lawyer?

Duh! Joe Pesci.

1. If you could recommend just one music documentary or docudrama, what would it be?

“The Last Waltz” by Martin Scorsese, featuring The Band. If early-to-mid-1970s classic rock is your thing, take a look. Some classic performances from a cast of dozens of rock icons.

2. What’s your favorite song with a road, highway or interstate in the title?

“On The Road Again” by Willie Nelson. Not a highway song, but hey, he was a member of “The Highway Men” along with Kristopherson, Cash, and Waylon.

3. What is a FREE thing everyone should know/use?

Your local library. They have everything. Games, Movies, tech, books, audiobooks, eBooks, and physical books. Go forth and use them.
As a child, the library was my happy place. I would check out the five-book limit and pore through them in a few days. – how-to books, biographies, art books – then back to the library to find more.

4. What did every 90s house have that’s gone now?

A landline phone and a caller ID box. And there was also that cordless phone with the expanding antenna with spotty reception, especially if someone used the microwave while you were on the phone.

5. What’s a small thing that instantly makes your day better?

That first sip of coffee in the morning. I wasn’t a real coffee drinker until my time in the army. There was always a pot or an urn of coffee brewing in any office I was in while in Germany. Then you would go out into the economy and order a coffee at some guesthaus or bistro with your meal, and this exquisite cup of caramel, black richness would show up at your table and change the whole game of what coffee was about. I now have fresh-roasted coffee from our home roasting appliance and then prepared each day, ground and steeped in a French press – the only real way to make coffee. I have lain in bed in the morning just thinking about making that day’s first pot and then enjoying that first sip.