The Friday Fives

1. What product that you loved stopped getting made?

Nabisco Heyday Bars – a wafer cookie dipped in caramel, then covered in chocolate and coated with peanuts. So yummy. They are no longer.

2. What is the last thing you wrote using pen and paper?

I did a crossword puzzle in a book on paper with a pencil just yesterday.

3. Who is that asshole dentist who does not recommend Colgate toothpaste?

Being a member of a Crest family, I have never given this much consideration but perhaps the lab folks over at Colgate ought to dive in and reevaluate their product as they have made no inroads into the dentist choice world in decades.

4. What is the best thing you’ve added or changed to make your living space more bearable during months stuck at home?

I spent about $300.00 or so on a decent office chair and it made a world of difference.

5. What did you learn because of Covid-19?

See the illustration above. With no masks there is about 70% chance of transmissio. If both parties are wearing a mask, the chance of transmission is around .05% – this is so simple to grasp.

The Friday Fives

1. Ketchup – do you put it on eggs? On beef steaks?

No. But I highly recommend sriracha sauce on eggs – and if you can find it at Costco – Bitchin’ Sauce is yummy on eggs.

2. French Fries – do you put them in the sandwich or the hamburger?

I put French Fries inside my hamburger’s sometimes and for a sandwich, I highly recommend adding some super crispy potato chips.

3. What is a food that you can’t understand why people don’t like it?

Tofu – Properly prepared. (I like mine really crispy on the outside and cream cheese like on the inside. )

4. What is the easiest recipe you know how to make?
Basted eggs and toast. The entire mail takes about 3 and a half minutes – maybe longer depending on how soft the butter for the toast is.

5. What food did you hate as a kid and now love?
Asparagus. I never ate it as a kid but in France once I had an asparagus and cheese omelet and that changed my world.

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The Friday Fives

1. What vehicle company should a buyer absolutely stay away from?

Volkswagon. They cheat and lie – to their customers, their dealers, their investors, and their governments.

2. Which company should a buyer look into?

Can’t speak for all companies but I love my Hyundai. Trog is sick right now, needs an alternator but after 12 years, I am not complaining – Trog the Tucson is a Trooper.

3. If “I’m Batman” is the wrong answer, what’s the question?

Q: Who did you vote for president?

A: I’m Batman.

4. What was your favorite show to watch as a kid/ young teen?

Either the Lone Ranger (I used to wake up early and watch it on television as 6 am when the channel started broadcasting each morning. ) or Jonny Quest – the OG adventure thriller.


5. All of the toilet paper in the world is replaced with the last thing you took a photograph of. What is wiping your ass going to be like from now on?

The Friday Fives

1. What small thing takes your anger from zero to 60 in one second flat?
When the simplest tech thing isn’t working and it isn’t user error but instead the device or app is just not doing it. ( i generally don’t lose my shizzle very often. I am quite patient – but tech crap can send me to 60 quite quickly.)

2. What took you years to connect the dots?
I have talked about this before – I was in my early 30s before
I connected that Holland and The Netherlands were the same country. (And let’s not forget I used to live in Germany where one one think one would have learned this.)

3. What would you say if you wanted someone to join your cult?
Wanna come over for some freshly coffee, warm jammies and watch retro television?


4. What is the most genius marketing strategy a company has ever used?
The Trump Organization was able to put its CEO in the White House through sheer marketing and flair – with no substance at all.

5. What is a “why the fuck do you know this” fact that you know?
There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon. Take that to trivia night.