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What are things that happen in movies that are totally unrealistic?
There is always just enough ammunition in the gun and amateurs are always good shots.
What plot device used to be in movies all the time and you just don’t see anymore?
Every gun had a silencer. Crashed cars always exploded and there was always quicksand.
What was the number one movie in your senior year of high school?
E. T. The extraterrestrial.
What is your favorite documentary film?
The multi-part music documentary “The Blues” by Martin Scorsese.
You have 30 seconds to ruin a wedding. What do you do?
I am off to a wedding this evening. Let’s see, hmm, I guess a kind of Dustin Hoffman moment in The Graduate and pounon the windows and shout “She’s mine!”
(This week’s post was typed on the WordPress app on tablet and and I can’t find it a way to fix the formatting)
1. What are things just not spoken in polite company?
President DonaldTrump.
2. If you could tell him one thing, what would you say?
Isn’t it just time that you just went away?
3. Who will replace him?
That is difficult. He is a cult leader and there are usually no cult leader replacements When the leader fades away the cult whithers. Many will step up but remember he has had over 60 years building this image and developing these self-marketing instincts combines with his shear pathological narcissism. There will be many who try (and have already tried) but they will be seen as the charlatons they are. His act is alreay tiring, even on those who voted for him.
4. How will this all end?
A severe caridac incident due to a calcified vascualr system.
5. Why him again?
He ran on a palate of lies and his only intention was to stay out of prison and to exact revenge. And, our nation is racists and sexist and wouldn’t vote for a black woman to be president.
1. If we had to create a single flag to represent Earth on the galactic stage, what would that flag look like?
It would include a big blue ball orbited by cats, bacon, and a computer connected to the internet.
2. What is a song that sounds great with headphones?
Anything by Jimi Hendrix.
3. Have you ever used a microwave at other than full power for a certain amount of time? What was your experience?
All the time. That is how I cook rice.
In a covered glass casserole dish, load it up with a cup of water, two cups of rice, some salt, and a pat of butter, then microwave it for 22 minutes at 70% strength. It turns out perfect.
4. What songs remind you of high school?
REO Speedwagon Hi Infidelity album
5. What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years with people realizing it?
Manual shift transmissions and ashtrays.
1. What album did your parents introduce you to that you love?
My dad had a box set of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, and I still dig those songs.
2. Without mentioning the song title, what lyric can you post that will trigger the song in someone’s head?
Got a wife and kid in Baltimore, Jack.
3. What food/menu item should never be ordered from a home delivery service?
Raw oysters. I can’t imagine anyone can get those delivered with any kind of trustworthy quality.
4. What deceased musician would still be making amazing music if they were alive today?
John Lennon.
5. Who played the greatest movie villain?
Alan Richman in Die Hard