The Friday Fives

1. What is your job in the medieval world?

Roy Nallson – Medieval Accountant. 

“Get Yee Chickens Counted Here.” 

2. You start homesteading in Deadwood – how do you make your bones in the wild, wild west?

Celebrity gambling dice sharpener

3. In the near future, jobs have been eliminated and replaced by robots. How do you spend your time?

Flower arranging. I can do it better than robots. I’m talking to you, Vonnegut!

4. The aliens arrive and want some explanations of humankind that may be confusing. What do you explain to them?

Humans do no recreate by ejaculating on women’s faces, despite the pornographic “sex education training films.”

5. In an alternate timeline, what are you now doing for a career that you aren’t doing now?

Said this before – I am Rob Petrie and a television writer for Alan Brady. 

2 Replies to “The Friday Fives”

  1. 1) Antonius of Peeingham – purveyor of used bed pots.

    2) Tracker of huckleberries.

    3) Orgasmatron

    4) Led Zeppelin are not, in fact, gods. And your face will not, in fact, melt off when listening to them. Look up metaphors, you stupid aliens and go home or tariffs will be put upon your planet.

    5) Major league asshole…let’s just let that sit for bit.

  2. 1) I would be a renowned healer/ surgeon and be strung up and burned on a cross for committing heresy for healing those that were clearly and surely possessed by demons.

    2) Long range sniper for hire.

    3) Movies, TV and video games

    4) Masturbation is not just for the weekends!

    5) I am Vincent D’Onofrio.

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