1. Cholula? Tobasco? Tapatio? Bruce’s? What is your favorite hot sauce and what do you like it served with?
I am a big fan of Cholula on eggs and I like Surachi sauce on french fries, tater tots and Pat’s PhillyCheese sangiunich.
2. Friends is over. ER is getting lame. Reality TV plagues the airwaves. What do you now consider “Must See TV?”
The West Wing and Sunday night on HBO is my Must See Capsule. I also stumble over to TRIO a lot, a cable network of some of the oddest most random television. I try to catch their “Brilliant But Cancelled” series where the play older television series that only had a season or less of a run.
3. If you could be a ringer in the White House press room, what SOFTBALL question would you throw to White House Press Secretary Scott Mclellan.
“Scott,
We all know the president is amazing in every respect, but can you tell the American public just how amazing he really is?”
4. You know “they” are watching you. They watch at work, they watch you in traffic. They see you at the store. What is it they recently saw that has embarrassed you the most.
I was picking my nose at a red light while driving to work the other day and so totally got caught by a little kid in the car next to mine. He was shouting and pointing. Not really the proudest moment.
5. In light of, or rather, in honor of Teri and Michael S, of Pinellas Park, Fl, take a moment and craft a light haiku. (remember,
the format is 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.)
No tube in her nose
No longer with us she is gone
Back to porn we go.
1. I like Sriracha the best. It’s terrific on eggs, adds zest to a steamy bowl of pho, and as we recently learned, it’s the perfect accompaniment to a bloody mary. It’s become my “go-to” sauce!
2. “The OC,” baby! I love, love, love that show. Such gorgeous people. Such terrible acting. Such momentous melodrama (that conveniently wraps up in 46 minutes). I love it. And other than that, about my only scheduled viewing revolves around “The Simpsons,” and reruns of the Japanese version of “Iron Chef.” I know. I’m kind of weird.
3. “Scott—America’s clamoring for a third term. Would the President, or First Lady, consider another run?”
4. I canÂ’t top your story with anything recent, but there is the classic one, where the maintenance man walks in on me in the altogether (and as it turned out, I wasnÂ’t alone), thatÂ’s pretty good. Nah. ..I donÂ’t feel like telling that one today.
5. Bulemia sucks.
Being a vegatardÂ’s worse.
Think IÂ’ll just stay plump.
1. Sriracha and Smoke Chipotle Tabasco go with EVERYTHING. I highly encourage dumping a healthy splash into a bowl of cottage cheese and accompany with a wheat tortilla. You’ll be surprised. Or sickened.
2. I’d have to pick “Project Runway”, “House”, “Medium”, “Good Eats” and reruns of The Simpsons. That array covers the vapid, acidic, nerdy, hungry and the humorous sides of me.
3. I’m too tired to think of anything for this one.
4. “They” are so good at being ubiquitous that I forget they’re there. I’m sure they’ve seen me dig my underwear out of my ass at least twice a day.
5. Terri, Pioneer.
She truly gave new meaning
to the term ‘tube top’.
Mine are posted at the link above
Oops. Link below. I’m s’stupid.
1. I LOVE hot sauce….Sriracha, Cholula, Chipotle tabsco..you name it. I put Sriracha on my cottage cheese and now my co-workers all avoid me. Thanks, SAGE.
2. My favorites are Sunday on HBO, House, Medium, and all the crime dramas, sprinkled with some Food Network and topped off with America’s Next Top Model. Clearly, I need to pick up a book.
3. I can’t even throw a softball, much less a softball question.
4. Probably when *they* saw me singing w/headphones on, staring at the trees and tripping over an uneven sidewalk.
5. a vegetable
animated cucumber
death is a relief
1) I occasionally put Tobasco on my eggs, but it’s rare. Thom’s the hot sauce king though as he puts it on nearly EVERYTHING. Typically whatever’s cheapest at the store.
2) Desperate Housewives, Arrested Development, Carnivale & Six Feet Under.
3) Unknown. I’m not very inquisitive, I guess.
4) I believe I was also caught trying to remove a blockage from my nostril whilst driving.
5) ‘Nother headline gone
time to move on to something
Far less depressing
1. any hot sauce, lots of it, on everything, even cereal
2. Carnivale though its gone, desperate housewives, lost, arrestted development, six feet under
3. What’s softball? mine are quite firm, shaped liked almonds, so are edwards!
4. picking my butt, and edwards
5. so long farewell bye
wish you were here, glad you’re not
see you in heaven?