Friday Fives
1. There’s a movie being made about your life! Which celebrity will play… you? Why? Your enemy? Why?
Me:Matthew Broderick. (an adorable, comedic clutz meets the rough expectations of life.)
Enemy: Christopher Walken (a demonic task master and teacher pledging to bring me down. That and Walken plays great enemies. It is always about the casting.)
2. If your life were a movie, what would it be rated and why?
PG-13. No sex but a lot of cussing.
3. If the world were to suddenly end right now, what do you wish you would have done?
Become an officer in the military. I talked myself out of Officer Candidate School three times. And to have completed Law School and studied the law. I talked myself out of that as well.
4. If you were a crayon color, what color would you be and why?
Burnt Sienna. Because I like a little pigment.
5. If you could live in any city in the world, where would you live and why?
Geneva. On a great lake, in Europe along the alps. What’s not to love. Or Yalta, on the Black Sea as an expatriot beach bum. That’s some living.
Good questions this week. . .
1. There’s a movie being made about your life! Which celebrity will play… you? Why? Your enemy? Why?
Well–I am a minor celebrity so I just might play myself. However, John Cusack has expressed interest in the role. As for my mortal enemy. . .Angelina motherfucking Jolie. It will make for a great love/hate thing.
2. If your life were a movie, what would it be rated and why?
NC-17. Inappropriate for most audiences.
3. If the world were to suddenly end right now, what do you wish you would have done?
Taken time to enjoy the ride. I’m awfully uptight.
4. If you were a crayon color, what color would you be and why?
Cornflower. The pale blue complements my eyes.
5. If you could live in any city in the world, where would you live and why?
I actually *choose* to live in Dnever. However I wouldn’t mind having homes in Santa Fe and New York.
There’s a movie being made about your life! Which celebrity will play… you? Why? Your enemy? Why?
Gene Hackman. I’m a wanna be ass kicker. He is the real thing
If your life were a movie, what would it be rated and why?
I wanted to use Roy’s response to this but I’ll have to go with R. RESTRICTED
3. If the world were to suddenly end right now, what do you wish you would have done?
I would have stood up for myself more in general. I’ve always been kind of a doormat in life and relationships as far back as I can remember. It’s hard to change that. And finished college.
4. If you were a crayon color, what color would you be and why?
Flesh , baby!
5. If you could live in any city in the world, where would you live and why?
I know there are a lot of former Yampa Valley residents that read this weekly masterpiece, but I can’t think of a place I’d rather live than Steamboat Springs Colorado.
Good Fives!
Oh, my enemy!
Gary Oldman. He was a good heavy in Leon The Professional.
1. There’s a movie being made about your life! Which celebrity will play… you? Why? Your enemy? Why? ME: Isabelle Huppert. She did an *excellent* job of playing me in 8 Femmes – http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/film_gallery_viewer.asp?id=54&Filmid=3538 ENEMY: Tom Cruise. He will be vanquished and finally the world shall be rid of him.
2. If your life were a movie, what would it be rated and why? NC-17 for explicit sex, gratuitous drug use and adult language.
3. If the world were to suddenly end right now, what do you wish you would have done? Invested in yahoo at the beginning.
4. If you were a crayon color, what color would you be and why? Melon. Who doesn’t love melons?
5. If you could live in any city in the world, where would you live and why? I agree with Eddie – Denver is my choice, but I would love homes in Rome, New Orleans and NYC.
1. There’s a movie being made about your life! Which celebrity will play… you? Why? Your enemy? Why?
My enemy would be played by Paris Hilton. ItÂ’s time for that skinny bitch to go. No idea who I would cast in the role of moi. Anyone that would look good kicking Paris HiltonÂ’s ass.
2. If your life were a movie, what would it be rated and why?
By day, PG-13 and by night, itÂ’s all NC-17, baby.
3. If the world were to suddenly end right now, what do you wish you would have done? Lived and worked abroad (as an adult).
4. If you were a crayon color, what color would you be and why?
I was always partial to Brick and Mulberry.
5. If you could live in any city in the world, where would you live and why? Denver is a great, low-stress home base, but a villa in Tuscany, an apartment in Sydney, a chalet in the Alps and a beach house in St. Tropez would be swell.