1. What do you try to stay away from?
People with a negative outlook on life. i avoid complainers and I avoid finger pointers. And I also avoid clowns. Nothing is worse than a clown with a bad attitude. That’s two strikes against you.
2. Are you clumsy or graceful?
Clumsy, with a capital “K” It is amazing and perhaps proof of an enlightened deity that I have broken no bones due to my clumsiness.
3. What is it too late for?
A secure and early retirement. Thanks a lot, Lehman and all your brothers !!
4. What/who was your first love?
The ditch of dirt acorss the street from our house. I love that hill and the ability to dig and play and frolic in the simplicity of the mud and dirt.
5. Friday fill in:
I believe that ____ will _____ .
“I believe that Palin will have a television talk show.” (That is more of a prediction, but . . . .)
1. Bad beer and cheap shoes. Life’s too short for either.
2. CLUMSY! Unlike Roy, I have broken several bones in freak accidents. Let’s just say that gravity and I have had a longstanding disagreement.
3. According to the song, it’s too late to ‘poligize.
4. Our summer house when I was boy. An idyllic break from hellish Craig. The summer place was complete with a huge sandbox, and every Tonka toy known to mankind. My imagination went wild for three solid months.
5. I believe that Jesus will love me (according to the song).
!) I try hard to stay away from children. Alas, they’ve EVERYWHERE.
@) I am graceful unless I’ve had too much to drink.
#) It is too late for me to rock out with my goth out (in public).
$) My first love was my dog Shadow.
%) I believe that I will listen to the new Cure album now & pray it doesn’t suck.
1) Serial murderers..but damn it’s hard to figure out who they are. The only one I know of is Trevor and I kinda think he’s cute.
2) I am pretty darn coordinated, but do dumb stuff that results in many broken bones, operations and bad hair days. So basically I am graceful, but extremely stupid.
3) Stopping with only one child. (And I thought I was shooting blanks.)
4) Her name was Starr and the little bitch left me for another 3rd grader. So I boiled her cat and keyed her car.
5) I believe that I will never sleep again. (see aforementioned multiple children reference)
1.) Democrates, Republicans and Go Greeners/Global Warmisists. Oh. And a dirty whore.
2.) Graceful in the most clumsy way. Just ask all those dirty whores.
3.) Dirty whores.
4.) Mr. Clean. And a dirty whore.
5.) I believe that I will run for president and that my VP will be a dirty whore.
1. What do you try to stay away from?
republicans
2. Are you clumsy or graceful?
I could not fairly be described as either
3. What is it too late for?
regret
4. What/who was your first love?
As a classy guy, I’m not naming names, but I think in 2nd grade I had a ‘girlfriend’ named Jill. I don’t think we kissed or even held hands. So, does that even count? Somewhere, in some distant blog in Phoenix, AZ… we can only assume same Jill sings my lamentations nightly. Sorry, Jill. You blew it! Should have put out!
5. Friday fill in:
I believe that ____ will _____ .
I believe that I am going to have tacos for breakfast. I am keenly aware that is not health food. I am starting back on the oatmeal next week. stupid oatmeal. Wait, is this supposed to be about the election? Ok, then I believe McCain will win the presidency (sadly) and Dems will completely take over both houses of congress. If this happens, absolutely nothing will get done for the next four years bot bitching and gridlock. Frankly, I blame you. Why do i think that McCain will win when all surveys say Obama is in the lead? Well, I think America is still afraid of a black guy. Also, I think key Democrat demographics (young people and poor people) will continue to not vote like they always haven’t.
If America could vote by Playstation or XBox, we would have a Democratic presidency. However, young people simply don’t vote. They volunteer, sign petitions, and talk a good game. They don’t show up on election day. This is why polling cell phones isn’t as impacting as we thought it would be.
In addition, I would like to mention dirty whores. Just to keep with the theme.
1)Shellfish
2)Nimble like a fuckin cat!
3)to be an abortion statistic
4)Camp
5)I believe that if we don’;t change the way we are heading, we are going to wind up where we are going.