1. Which industry is more corrupt than anyone’s ready to admit?
We know it is kind of corrupt (Trump, anyone?) but commercial real estate is hardly regulated and any existing regulations are rarely fully enforced.
2. What is an industry/profession that has a stellar deserved reputation?
Nursing. I don’t think this is at all controversial – nurses are angels.
3. How many languages do you speak? And what is your level in each?
Three:
English, incredibly fluent.
French, about as fluent as a fourth grader.
Latin, a total novice
Thanks to Duo-lingo.
4. What’s something from your childhood that kids today will never experience?
A television/media device with no remote control – and you to get up off you ass an go over to the television to change the channel.
5. What’s preventing you from fighting crime(in spandex) today?
It was really windy out today – that kept me inside. Today the criminals won because of my pollen allergies.
1) Concert ticketing. They bands want the tickets to be fair, but then the fees are ridiculous and hidden in most cases.’
2) Game wardens. They have to deal with dorks with guns on a daily basis and it usually ends appropriately.
3) English and street Spanish, pendejo.
4) The joy of coming home and having messages to listen to on your answering machine, especially if they were for you.
5) Spandex is the only barrier to crime fighting today.
1) Health insurance. You pay a bunch every month, then if you get injured or sick you get to pay even more. While they deny your claims and take your money invest it and generate enormous profits all while saying there isn’t enough and your premiums go up every single year. Fucking scam.
2) librarians?
3) American, but if Spanglish, and mediocre French.
4) A phone cord limbo through the kitchen without getting tangled or pulling it off the wall.
5) I’m fat and spandex doesn’t do me any favors.