1. What’s the scariest thing about living in 2025?
There is a God-Damned maniac in the White House with his finger on the trigger of nuclear weapons and he is now musing about reinstituting testing nukes in the Pacific and Atlantic oceans. What could go wrong?
2. If you could teleport anywhere right now, where would you go?
Well, the question doesn’t ask for just one jump – so I would pick the ability to always live at 72° outside, all the time.
3. Every animal on Earth suddenly gains human-level intelligence but keeps its personality. What’s the first species to start a war?
The Great Apes. I mean you’ve seen the movies, correct? They are pissed and we are doomed.
4. What’s something that’s about to happen which most people aren’t aware of?
There is this huge financial bubble about ready to burst from crypto funding huge AI start ups that have no real business profit applications and as the economics starts to float into focus the rest of the economy, based on very shaky Trump-ism econ, we are doomed.
5. What was your favorite show growing up that no one remembers now?
A Saturday morning non-animated show about post-apocalyptic Earth called Ark 2. (Runner up “Kings” ran a partial one season on NBC about a fictional future when the USA deteriorated into Kingdoms and the soap opera fights for power.)
1) That there are millions of Americans that are solidly living in opinion/editorial/lies as fact world.
2) The Gold Coast of Australia. Just heading into summer and the water is warm.
3) I would put a bunch of specific animals into one category…large herd animals. if there’s one thing we know, numbers can overcome all challengers and when they need your stuff or land, they will take it.
4) American citizens will be shot and killed by the American government and military. It is inevitable given the current direction and progress of maga and ol’ yam tits fervor and disregard for all but their own wants and idiocracy. And will that be the signal to change the previously mentioned millions living in denial…the magic 8 ball says doubtful.
5) Loved Roy’s choice, Ark 2. Another sci-fi one I loved as an 14 year old was Salvage 1. 16 episodes of the scrappy aging Andy Griffith building a spaceship to go to the moon, pick up all the old NASA junk and sell it back on Earth. Finders keepers mother truckers! Fun fact: Isaac Asimov was the show’s scientific advisor.
1) That governmental decisions are being made by religious fucktards who are motivated by money and nothing else.
2) Teleport myself into a coma until this current administration is either removed, dead or replaced.
3) Rodents! Fuck you’re exterminators and they are ready for payback!
4) I am going to order a double patty bacon cheese burger tonight! Nobody will expect it.
5) My favorite shows everyone remembers. But I loved Airwolf.