1. They are bringing back the Presidential Physical Fitness test to schools. Thoughts?
I am fine with it as long as Donald Trump has to take the test too and is also required to pass it to remain in office. Also, Trump is up to his eyeballs in this Jeffrey Epstein thing.
2. HHS Secretary RFK Jr. is ending all research on MRNA treatments. Thoughts
It is a travesty. There is significant research and data that MRNA vaccines can cure cancers and AIDS. Also, Trump is up to his eyeballs in this Jeffrey Epstein thing.
3. The Smithsonian has removed all references to President Trump’s impeachment. Thoughts?
As a museum and historical record keeper it is a travesty and unnerving. Also, Trump is up to his eyeballs in this Jeffrey Epstein thing.
4. Locusts have swarmed in southern Ukraine. Thoughts?
It is a Biblical sign of the end times. That should get to the GOP Jesus freaks all worked up. Also, Trump is up to his eyeballs in this Jeffrey Epstein thing.
5. What would you do if you woke up to discover a black hole in your house?
I would use it for extra storage. Also, Trump is up to his eyeballs in this Jeffrey Epstein thing.
They are bringing back the Presidential Physical Fitness test to schools. Thoughts?
‘It’s gonna be the best. Its gonna be better than every other country’s. Believe me, Melania and I have been to them all and having never seen one, I can tell you ours is already the best. As you know, My Doctor said I am the healthiest president EVER, so it is my duty to lead the country.
2. HHS Secretary RFK Jr. is ending all research on MRNA treatments. Thoughts?
This fuckin’ jabroni is still around? This may be a worse pick than Kavanaugh for SCOTUS.
3. The Smithsonian has removed all references to President Trump’s impeachment. Thoughts?
What a surprise. Seems pretty historical we have a goddamn President who has some 40 felony convictions. CONVICTIONS, not ‘impeachments’ or ‘charges’. Listen, our soonest hope is the mid-terms. If Dems can get the House back to Democrat control (which is absolutely doable, I’d say %60 likely to happen next year)… they hold ALL the money for the government. They sign the checks to all of this jive. If we had a president who played legally, we could cut off all of the stupid shit he passes. Problem is, Trump doesn’t play by the law or constitution, so he’ll prolly use executive orders and get SCOTUS to back him up.
4. Locusts have swarmed in southern Ukraine. Thoughts?
I honestly totally forgot about Ukraine. I am just tapped out on shits to give with this White House, and Ukraine, and everything.
5. What would you do if you woke up to discover a black hole in your house?
Toss some things on it. Take some photos with my cell phone QUICKLY and prey the are getting back up. Next is to engage Neil Degrasse Tyson. Then, gtfo, because these things grow. OH, and this is a VERY real issue we should be talking about now. Science found two black holes that are like eating each other. This is VERY VERY concerning to me. Lemme find the article so you see I’m not being all jokey jokey here. Note, I had to go to the British press to find this. Trump probably blocked coverage.
Scientists detect biggest ever merger of two massive black holes
Ripples in space-time from collision recorded by gravitational wave detector forces a rethink of how the objects form
So, let’s just end here, eh? Have a great weekend, I love you all!
1. I’m fine with it being established as a goal and honorific. However, the criteria need to be more inclusive and practical. The original tests were thinly veiled assessments of childrens’ readiness to be drafted into the military. Seriously–how many times in your fucking life have you ever needed to climb a rope?
Having said that, the re-establishment is not necessarily a bad thing; however the people behind it are stupid and evil (Stevil® is what I call it). Thus my expectations are very very low.
2. The statement/question is somewhat misleading. While the HHS has a strong leadership role in research, their actions by no means stop all research or research funding. mRNA research has the potential to solve so many problems, and make SOOOOOO much money, that it would be foolish for the rest of the world and private sector to follow suit.
3. It’s a very unfortunate and frightening bit of thought censorship. Hopefully in a few years it will be restored and accompanied by extensive materials about America’s fascist period. I can see it now–a blockbuster exhibition called STEVILISM.
4. That’s a real hornet’s nest. The long version is that we collectively disrupt nature to enable agriculture. For good or bad, the lack of disruptive measures–due to war–are proving problematic and economically torturous.
5. The safe distance from a black hole of that size would preclude you from going anywhere near it. Its occurrence would quickly destroy the Covington as a first step. And probably Skippy’s. Which wouldn’t be a bad thing.
1) I think it’s bull shit and used as nothing more than another way to bully kids.
2) He’s an ex heroin addict, that had a fucking worm eat a hike in his brain. I wouldn’t trust him to wipe my dogs ass!
3) Censorship of history is the root of fascism. Imagine living a life where you have to burn or ban the history books so people don’t learn about what you did.
4) Hooray for them. I hope they eat their way into every Russian soldiers brain then they can be a cabinet head in Trumps 3rd term.
5) No more taking out the trash or bagging dog poo!