The Friday Fives

1. What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Well, this hardly needs a debate – partially frozen wads of pooh.

2. What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
(See above) But seriously, perhaps this case of canned cooked ground beef.

3. What is your go-to cry song?
He Stopped Loving Her Today” by George Jones. If that one doesn’t put a tear in your eye, you sir are a Vulcan.

4. What is that song that is currently stuck in your head?
“Don’t You Hear Me Knockin'” by The Rolling Stones. It’s not even bothering me.

5. What’s your spirit vegetable?
This is an important and insightful question. After careful thought and attention to my belly – those fun exotic yellow cherry tomatoes. I can so relate. Salty and sweet, just like me.

One Reply to “The Friday Fives”

  1. 1) Giant killer wasps!

    2) Radiation treatments.

    3) Neil Young -Old Man

    4) the damn Liszt song from the Walmart commercial. I am free?

    5) there are these super cool sweet purple carrots, yeah I know fuckin badass right, I’m a purple carrot!

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