Friday Potpourri
1. What would you tell people you did for a living if you won the lottery?
Vice president of Imagination
2. What are your best ways to shut down a conversation?
“Was that your fart? Jesus, man!”
3. What is a feature on a newer car that you never realized you were missing out on because you didn’t have it before?
Heated steering wheels. Wow – it comes from the future for today.
4. What is a cruel name to pick for your children?
Something from the medieval period or 18th-century literature. My son: D’artanian. My daughter: Broomhilda.
5 What is the worst gift you’ve ever received?
One year for Christmas the parents gave my sister tires. That was pretty bad. My grandmother always gave me underwear.
1) Pet psychic
2) Who the hell are you calling psycho!
3) Air conditioned seats. Genius!
4) anything that kids can rhyme with bodily functions is just cruel.
5) I once received the gift of my mom paying for my dentist visit. That’s a crummy gift.
I loved the tires. That was a sweet gift.