1. What do you want to NOT know how it is made?
They say you don’t want to know how sausage is made, but I have a deeper issue. Let me eat the sushi, just don’t tell me anything about. Pizza maybe the food I can eat everyday but I do love me some sushi and if I learn about the fishing practices and everything about how it gets to my table I may be dismayed. I have given up cows and birds and pigs and venison and lambs and most meat but I can’t let go of fish. Don’t break the illusion.
2. What place in time do you NOT want to relive again?
Fourth grade. Holy crap I was miserable. My teacher – Jesus! I would not be surprised if she turned out to be a serial killer. She was vicious. Physically and mentally vicious. I witnessed her beating students and according to her I was retarded. Her words, not mine.
3. Do you have a time when you did NOT understand what was going on?
Most conversations with my friends and peers.
4. What is something that everybody has done but you have NOT done?
From what I read in the papers, everyone is carrying around a gun and shooting people when they are mad. I haven’t done that (I rarely loose my temper and I don’t have a gun. ) But is seems everyone is doing this.
5. Besides the most obvious, what do you NOT want to smell like?
Patchouli oil. That’s some deep hippy shit. I spent time in Boulder and Steamboat and Crested Butte. That smell means some crazy hippy shit is about to go down.
1. Whoopee. It sounds disgusting from what I can glean from the Newlyweds Game.
2. Probably the sixth and seventh grades. Between the physical changes you go through, and being pent up all day with other kids facing the same things, the experience was unpleasant and unmemorable.
3. My job at Visa. “Seriously? What do we actually do here? ”
4. Tattoos. The autistic part of my brain will never understand why anyone would want one.
5. Old people.