1. Has anybody ever heard of a Farrah Fawcett record? Did she sing? What song did she sing?
She had a raspy kinda voice – I would want her to sing something soulful and magical, perhaps about her appearance on Letterman or making love to the Bionic Man.
2. If Michael Jackson starred in a sitcom, what would it be about.
It would involve Bubbles the chimp and be a lot like “My Two Dads.” Each week, MJ and Bubbles would get into hijynx while trying to raise their child on the mean streets of Detroit.
3. Ed McMahon sang. In fact you can still find a few of his albums on ebay. What would you have Ed sing to?
He would be engaged to my birthday and sing “”Moon River,” while downing 16 shots of Jaeger (Hey, tis is Ed we are talking about – this is no tough challenge.)
4. If you could name an 11th commandment, what would that be?
Abide.
5. Do you have a favorite alternate route to work?
I will some times take Quebec/Tamarac/Yosemite down to work in the morning. It is peaceful and pretty in the early morning light. I did not do that today and got behind three big trucks hauling drywall and moving at about 40 miles/hour. Sweet Jesus, this is an interstate, get a move on!
!. I’ve never heard of a Farrah Fawcett record but now I’m curious. I think she would’ve done well with Carly Simon sounding songs.
@. I think it would be a adventurous sitcom about a masked crime fighting hero & his able bodied chimp partner. Like Darkman with apes.
#. I would have Ed sing standards with styling 70s lounge arrangements.
$. The 11th Commandment should be: Thou shalt mind your own business.
%. I *DO* have a favorite alternate route to work! I like to walk from our place on 122nd to 110th Street, catch the 3 or 2 train to 14th St & then walk to work in SoHo.
1. Farrah was actually a Stevie Nicks sound-alike. She had a crazy knack for swirling her skirts, whilst belting out “Stand Back.” I miss that lady already.
2. It would a be coming of age comedy featuring Emaneul Lewis, Gary Coleman and Michael Jackson playing the same role, but at different phases in life. It would be like a black Wonder Years called Diff’rent Strokes for Webster.
3. I’d have him sing Unfogettable, but force him to change to words to make it all about me.
4. No fat chicks! Fer sure!
5. I really don’t. If I-25 is shut down, my only recourse is surface streets, or taking I-70 to E-470 and down which is about 20 miles more, and $7 in tolls.
1) as long as she sang naked who cares
2) It would have been an 80’s version of Hannah Montana but with mike as the main charachter perhaps Michael Motorcycle and it would have been about his love for young boys everywhere.
3)I would like to have seen Ed sing some Motorhead.
4)Thou shall not eat cake and ice cream together.
5)hovercraft