Tom was so sick and tired of his wife complaining about his constant farting that he decided to take it to a whole new level: the Electroacoustical Fart Transducer, otherwise known as the Platypus. (The animal is widely known as “nature’s fart machine”, hence the name of Tom’s invention.) How it works: once seated in the Electroacoustical Fart Transducer, a.k.a., the Platypus, a red metal rod is shoved up your ass. The red metal rod reaches all the way to your colon. At that point, it’s all about gastroenterology! (A person with intenstinal disorders and/or diseases affecting the gastrointestinal tract will rocket to first place in EFT competition!) Eat a can of beans and let the farting begin! The sound of your farts is amplified tenfold, and not only that, your farts actually power the vehicle. EFT races are becoming common in Australia, Canada and Pittsburgh, PA. Tom, the inventor of the EFT machine, is in the process of getting a divorce, but after making a buttload of cash from the EFT, he told his fart-hating wife to “. . . catch an EFT cab, bee-otch!” EFT technology is advancing and will soon be commonplace around the world. Order your EFT Platypus machine today and stay ahead of the the Joneses, and let the fun, and farting, begin!
We’re the Pet Shop Boys.
nice hooter!
Tom was so sick and tired of his wife complaining about his constant farting that he decided to take it to a whole new level: the Electroacoustical Fart Transducer, otherwise known as the Platypus. (The animal is widely known as “nature’s fart machine”, hence the name of Tom’s invention.) How it works: once seated in the Electroacoustical Fart Transducer, a.k.a., the Platypus, a red metal rod is shoved up your ass. The red metal rod reaches all the way to your colon. At that point, it’s all about gastroenterology! (A person with intenstinal disorders and/or diseases affecting the gastrointestinal tract will rocket to first place in EFT competition!) Eat a can of beans and let the farting begin! The sound of your farts is amplified tenfold, and not only that, your farts actually power the vehicle. EFT races are becoming common in Australia, Canada and Pittsburgh, PA. Tom, the inventor of the EFT machine, is in the process of getting a divorce, but after making a buttload of cash from the EFT, he told his fart-hating wife to “. . . catch an EFT cab, bee-otch!” EFT technology is advancing and will soon be commonplace around the world. Order your EFT Platypus machine today and stay ahead of the the Joneses, and let the fun, and farting, begin!
Bob loved to paint named while looking in a mirror.
Yet another failed attempt at getting cars to quickly make way for ambulance drivers.