As we end an era and begin to turn the page of history, let us pause and reflect.
What are five things that George Bush can do once he becomes a private citizen.
1. Magician – his ability to distract the media and the meddlers is awesome – awesome in that it evokes awe.
2. Frat president. He is a frat guy, he experience as a president. He should go find a school down in Houston where he will be moving, and see if can be elected president of a frat house.
3. Wood chopper. Seriously, did you notice over the last year while down in Texas, how much he was photographed and filmed chopping wood? And it never gets cold in Crawford. What the hell is all that wood for?
4. Snake oil salesman – his ability to sell a war and an ideology of a free democratic arab state means this dude can sell anything. George Bush, king of the cold call sale.
5. Childrens’ librarian. His interest in school books, such as “My Pet Goat’ means he could provide lots of insight and love to a nice little library somewhere – like maybe Alaska.
he could kill himself. five times. not before he apologizes, though.
1) Jail house bitch
2) Dumb ass redneck with no real job
3) Destroyer of the world as we know it (wait…he just did that job)
4) Dick Cheney’s Butt Boy (wait…again, he just did that job)
5) Sign Designer – His “Mission Accomplished” banner was pure brilliance.
1)Author of the shortest book ever: “My greatest accomplishments.”
2)Replace that guy that sings the are you ready for some football slogan fgor Monday night football
3)The riunger on 10,000 dollar pyramid for when the contestant is winning to much. You just throw Bushy i nthere and no one know what the fuck he is talking about!
4)Speed Bump
5)the training dummy for military attack dogs.
(taking above photo, and past accomplishments into account)
1. Monkey.
2. Chimp.
3. Lump.
4. Rush Limbaugh impersonator.
5. Blivet.