1. What would you do if you won a million dollars.
Buy a house, pay off mom’s ranch and invest in stocks. At these prices, how can you not?
2. How about 5 million?
At 5 mil I could quit my job and live the good live, move to the beach and write my book.
3. How about one hundred million?
I would change my name to Kennedy, drink more and crash a car off a bridge.
4. how about the babe lottery? Angelina Jolie or Jenn Aniston?
I have a thing for Jennifer. She is one of my Friends.
5. really?
Really – I have never been to Florida.
1)Buy a house and invest the rest.
2)Quit work and travel the globe.
3)See above with a lot more charity donations
4)Jennifer Aniston, she never had anyones blood around her neck.
5)Really I am truly sorry and would do anything to make it better.
!) Pay off all my debt & put money down on a brownstone in Manhattan, invest (they need the money) & give a chunk to organizations that work towards healing the US & Africa.
@) Pay off all my debt & put money down on a brownstone in Manhattan, invest (they need the money) & give a chunk to organizations that work towards healing the US & Africa.
#) Pay off all my debt & buy a brownstone in Manhattan, invest (they need the money) & give a HUGE chunk to organizations that work towards healing the world.
$) I’d prefer Brad Pitt or John Mayer but I could talk to Ang & Jenn.
%) Really, it’s snowing like mad in NYC currently.
1. Tough question, as there aren’t a lot of “safe†investments out there. I’d probably put some towards a new home, maybe get a convertible, and try to sock away the rest.
2. Much like the above, but I’d say Adios! to my day job, and probably find something to do that I was passionate about (both to feed my mind, and to keep me from spending every day in a bar).
3. I’d become one of those people with lots of homes, and a lot of flawless plastic surgery.
4. I’d go with Angelina. Sure she’s nuts, but she tries to do good things for humanity, and she’s probably really down to earth. I mean she can probably make a decent tuna sandwich, whereas I seriously doubt Jenn could even find the kitchen.
5. Nah. It’d be like giving a fish a bicycle. What would I do with it?
1) Pay for one year of college when one of my kids is old enough. That’s about what college will cost by then.
2) Pay for two years of college when one of my kids is old enough. That’s about what the tuition will increase from one year to the next.
3) I would pay for college for all three of my kids. That;s about what…well you get the drift.
4) Bad kitty. Angie all the way.
5) Really didn’t plan any of my kids (not surprised are we?)
1.) Buy Mum and Dad a home so that they can retire and then head off to the Keys so that I can finish my book–I’m halfway through, Mr. Roy. And you?
2.) Take care of family, get my brother’s X wife a partial lobotomy for Christmas, travel the globe, have butt cheek implants so that I’ve got some serious bootie.
3.) Charity would come into it at this point, bigger butt cheek implants and maybe fake abs too, take care of all my friends, buy an island in the tropics so that I can finish my second book because my first book was a number one best seller.
4.) This one is soooo easy: Both! At the same time! In every possible way!
5.) To quote the “Animal House” cucumber scene in the grocery store. “Mine is bigger than this.” Really.
1. What would you do if you won a million dollars?
not quit my job, that’s for sure. Taxes is going to take about half. You go back to work the next day. Pay off your car loan. Pay off my car loan. Go back to work.
2. How about 5 million?
we are getting closer to the no workie number, but this isn’t it. Maybe quit my job and travel for a few months. Then, find a better job.
3. How about one hundred million?
Ok, you got me. I have now quit. I would take care of any finance stuff, and do so for the family. Then, I would buy property in Florida. Why? Because Florida has this really weird law where you can’t lose your house in a lawsuit. That is why OJ Simpson moved there. It was the only place the Goldman family couldn’t touch him with the millions lawsuit they won against him. So, no matter how things get in 20 years (do the research, winning the lottery is a curse on the people who have won)… I will have a home.
now, after some travel and a few unnecessary purchases like a convertible and a jeep and a new truck for Arne whether he wants it or not… i would like to set up a foundation that does good and work for it full time, like what Bill Gates and Bill Clinton do for a living.
oh, and I would get me one of those fancy touch screen phones. Oh, and flat screen high def tvs in every room… especially the shitter. Oh, and in my bathroom, I would have a urinal. Oh, and I would retrofit a new closet just for me with washer and dryer in it. No more schlepping up and down two flights of stairs.
You say, but Lono… you could pay people to do your laundry. I don’t want that. I just want the laundry machines to be in a practical location. Oh, you know what else I would do? I would buy even more weather stations. I would have one upstairs, and in my truck, and one at my desk at work too.
lastly, guitars. I am absolutely nuts about guitars. I am becoming a collector (have ten, currently) and will spend the rest of my life collecting them. I love to play them, clean them, string them, photograph them, and make sweet sweet love to them. I mean, look at these photos. this is art, folks. Look at Jerry Garcia’s last few guitars (Tiger, and Rosebud. Wolf doesn’t do anything for me), hand made for him. I would put these up against anything in the Louvre.
4. how about the babe lottery? Angelina Jolie or Jenn Aniston?
Jennifer Aniston, no question. Not even a hesitation. She is not just incredibly beautiful, but she isn’t a home wrecker. Jolie also seems crazy, when not breaking up marriages for her flings. That may have been sexy cool when I was 20, but now I don’t want that drama. I am happy to report that I am finally over my Madonna crush. It took a long time, I admit that.
I mean, it’s not like a have a list. that’s childish, and I am very happily married. However, if I did (and I so do not). It might look like this (in no order)
Jennifer Aniston
Laura San Giacomo
Courtney Love (I know she is a psycho douchebag, but she is hot)
Kathy Sabine (local weather personality. she was at the table next to me once at a red robin and she was more stunning in person. The wife was not amused.)
Giada from Food network
Jennifer Connelly
5. really?
yeah. really.