The CERN supercollider critics were correct: once the scientists started the world’s most complicated machine/scientific experiement, little black holes (as it turned out, mostly green circles and red rectangles) began to open up, but only in Swizterland and Fance (where the supercollider is stationed). In this photograph, Swiss and French children are being swallowed up by green and red black holes while their parents stand on the hill and watch in horror. Scientists have concluded that the children are spat out as Canadian bacon in a Domino’s Pizzeria in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Nine out of ten pizza experts have sampled the Swiss/French children/Canadian bacon pizza and agree that they taste great! French authorities are suing the Domino’s pizza chain, claiming the pizzas, and therefore the profits, belong to France. Swiss officials are neutral on the profits subject but agree that the pizza tastes “Magnific!”
The kids loved newly renamed Wall Street hill. Everybody slides down, and then walks back up to do it all over again.
Sysiphisian? You betcha!
I can see this from my house. Must be Russia.
The CERN supercollider critics were correct: once the scientists started the world’s most complicated machine/scientific experiement, little black holes (as it turned out, mostly green circles and red rectangles) began to open up, but only in Swizterland and Fance (where the supercollider is stationed). In this photograph, Swiss and French children are being swallowed up by green and red black holes while their parents stand on the hill and watch in horror. Scientists have concluded that the children are spat out as Canadian bacon in a Domino’s Pizzeria in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Nine out of ten pizza experts have sampled the Swiss/French children/Canadian bacon pizza and agree that they taste great! French authorities are suing the Domino’s pizza chain, claiming the pizzas, and therefore the profits, belong to France. Swiss officials are neutral on the profits subject but agree that the pizza tastes “Magnific!”