Friday Fives

1. Given the circumstance that you would need to – how would you go about getting rid of the body?
I think some creative use of a chipper shredder would be in order. Put the parts into a good sized plastic bag or two and then, under the dark of night, take the bag of parts to the country and liberally feed to some pigs.

2. Have any turn on? (not necessarily sexual) In other words, to answer the question, what do you dig?
Loud music while driving – it is one of my very favorite things and I plan and plot to insure my car has the proper tunes for any given time. It is indeed my happy place.

3. Are you related to anyone famous somewhere in your family tree?
They say there is some family blood related to Butch Cassidy in our family tree, traced through my great grandmother on the Larson side. On my grandmother’s side, we have a distant relation to Brigham Young, through one of his many wives.

4. Real world filter: I drove upon a really bad auto accident last night and it got me thinking. What is the grossest thing you have ever seen?
I once watched a hunter gut a deer and it nearly made me vomit. I was standing too close and it was cold out. The steam from the dead animal sent a waft of guts and blood into the air and the sucking sound as the guts were cut out with a Buck knife, and eventually bloodied hands – that image has stayed with me for many, many years.

5. What is your favorite cover song and by what group?
Springteen’s Mustang Sally medley, performed on the No Nukes album. A fine rendition of some great 1960s rock.

Un-intelligent Design

Dearest President Numb-nuts is at it again. Why do they let this man talk out loud? Recently, in an interview with Texas journalists, Bush said that he wished the controversial, psuedoscience, the metaphysical philosophy of Intelligent Design would be taught in American schools along side evolution.

I mean really. Intelligent Design? A back door way to get creatinsim taught in the schools. A philosophy that says everything was created according to a specific design of a super intelligent being, perhaps God, and that Darwin’s theory of Natural Order and Evolution can’t hold up to the beauty and perfection of Intelligent Design theory. It is a philosophy, a bad, poorly thought out philosophy, not a science.
I just don’t get it.
I would explain it better but I am no scientist, nor am I a philosopher. These links at Metafilter lead you to some excellent discussion concerning the controversy by scientists, professors and philosophers who do understand both sides of the argument and shoot the whole ID thing down out of the air.
But besides all that sci-en-ti-fic mum-bo jumb-o, let’s skip to the kernal of the intelligent design debate and the basic answer that it teaches for every question ever to be posed by anyone wishing to learn – The answer, to every question on every test will simply be “Because that is the way God want’s it.” or “Because God says so.”
In effect, the answer will always be the easy and simplistic easy way out – a flat black and white proposal to explain the world full of many shades of color and of gray.
Teaching Intelligent Design to a classroom full of eager children sends them into the real world of physics, chemistry and biology, ill prepared to understand the natural world around them.

The Friday Fives

1. What was your first job?
Me and a neighbo girl, Judy, had a window washing compny one summer and spent a whole season washing windows. We washed the windows each week at Safeway, an old folks home, a car parts store and various homes around town.

2. How much did you make?
We both made probably about $150.00 the whole summer. Oh, well. So much for the early entry in the entreprenuerial fortune.

3. Describe your least favorite co-worker of all time.
I can’t remember her name, maybe Sage can. She was this fat bastard at this teleconferencing company Sage and I both worked at. The obese gal was on our team and had some sort of super power whereby she could take all of the joy from a room just with her mere presence. You weren’t supposed to ask her any questions and never, ever touch or bother any of her things. Simple enough of a request, however her job was to aid and support us, her team members and she tended to hord all of the office supplies, so she created a bit of storm throughout the day we were kind of obligated to speak to her and ask her for things, like post in notes and a pencil. I am seething in rememberance as I type this.

4. What is your dream job?
Pro golfer. I don’t play golf, but really how cool is their life? A professional athlete lifestyle, played on a beautiful lawn, surrounded by awe inspriring scenary and a bar at the end of the game?

5. What do you currently do and do you like it?
My job in a nutshell: “Hey, you, new guy!. Stop doing that!” I am a call center supervisor and each day, I take part in removing a part of the soul from the staff of 150 formerly fine upstanding citizens. Ever see the movie Office Space? Well, I’m Lundberg.

A nice, ham-burger sammich


I loves me some good hamburger sammiches. Where do you go for your best burger? In Denver, I really like the burger at City Grille and also Teddy T’s. The Pub on Pearl used to be a great burger haunt but they lost their cook and the morons who run the joint haven’t a clue how to cook a burger. What is important is decent beef, preferably ground round or ground sirloin. And a hand-formed burger – not a thawed out , pre-frozen, pre formed rock of tasteless meat.
Some more advice to burger proprietors – spend an extra nickel on a decent bun. Don’t go for the cheap McDonalds-like bun. Get a nice bread with some heft and flavor.
I appreciate the burger joints attempts at creativity as well, but once again some advice – before you start offering six kinds of cheese, chipotle mayonaise and specail Texas crafted BBQ sauce as burger additions, take some time to perfect the basic burger – Burger, bun, , lettuce, tomato, onion on the side, some ketchup and some mustard.
Ahhhh, perfection.

The Friday Fives

1. Are you more comfortable being the new kid or the experienced one?
The experienced one. I think often about changing jobs and careers but I really don’t like being the new guy. In my present job, with years of experience as a manager, I am still the fumbling new guy trying to fit in in the new culture, after six months. Let me be the experienced one any d
ay.

2. When is the last time you were the new kid?
See above? In the recent post 9/11 world, i have had three new jobxs and each time I have been the new guy. In some environments, it was an easy fit, in others and constant struggle to let the real Roy fly.

3. If we met face to face, right now, what would my first impression be of you?
Freak who needs a haircut! Seriously, I don’t know. I can be down right charming and tend to go for the punchline immediately to disarm you. That said, I do know that it takes a few meets before people “get” me.

4. Who is the last person you said goodbye to?
Zac, at work last night as we left the building.

5. Joey, Jordan, Donnie, Danny or Jon?
I am not a Jordan! I guess I would have to go with Danny, for no real reason whatsoever.

Okay, We Give Up

I had this long discussion last week with my mother, who in passing said that the whole idea of creationism was starting to make real sense to her. After I picked up the coffee mug that I dropped on the floor, I struggled to find words to explain to her that the Biblical Creation story was myth, a tale used to convey, through the oral tradition of the apocrophy, how our world came about. That similar stories exist in nearly every pre biblical culture because mankind as a species has a strong desire to understand its world .

I asked her if she indeed believed in the science that brought about carbon 14 data which works to prove the age of our world. I asked her about the dinosaurs fossil beds in her home county of Moffat County, Colorado and if she believed those fossilized remains pre dated the existance of man..

She said she did.

How then can she explain creationism, equating man’s existance on the planet, coming to be “whole and unevolved.”

Struggling, she said that is where it gets confusing, but she hoped to learn more if futher bible study classes.

Sigh.

The whole discucussion reminded me of this tidbit from the April Scientific American:

In which the editors announce that they have finally given in to their critics’ demands and will no longer continue their politically biased reporting on issues such as global warming and evolution. Formerly proud members of the reality-based community, Scientific American now enters a new realm – the world of fair and balanced reporting. (via Dailykos) (a satire)

Okay, We Give Up

There’s no easy way to admit this. For years, helpful letter writers told us to stick to science. They pointed out that science and politics don’t mix. They said we should be more balanced in our presentation of such issues as creationism, missile defense, and global warming. We resisted their advice and pretended not to be stung by the accusations that the magazine should be renamed Unscientific American, or Scientific Unamerican, or even Unscientific Unamerican. But spring is in the air, and all of nature is turning over a new leaf, so there’s no better time to say: you were right, and we were wrong.

In retrospect, this magazine’s coverage of so-called evolution has been hideously one-sided. For decades, we published articles in every issue that endorsed the ideas of Charles Darwin and his cronies. True, the theory of common descent through natural selection has been called the unifying concept for all of biology and one of the greatest scientific ideas of all time, but that was no excuse to be fanatics about it. Where were the answering articles presenting the powerful case for scientific creationism? Why were we so unwilling to suggest that dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago or that a cataclysmic flood carved the Grand Canyon?

Blame the scientists.

They dazzled us with their fancy fossils, their radiocarbon dating and their tens of thousands of peer-reviewed journal articles.

As editors, we had no business being persuaded by mountains of evidence.

Moreover, we shamefully mistreated the Intelligent Design (ID) theorists by lumping them in with creationists.

Creationists believe that God designed all life, and that’s a somewhat religious idea.

But ID theorists think that at unspecified times some unnamed superpowerful entity designed life, or maybe just some species, or maybe just some of the stuff in cells.

That’s what makes ID a superior scientific theory: it doesn’t get bogged down in details.

Good journalism values balance above all else. We owe it to our readers to present everybody’s ideas equally and not to ignore or discredit theories simply because they lack scienfically credible arguments or facts. Nor should we succumb to the easy mistake of thinking that scientists understand their fields better than, say, U.S. senators or best-selling novelists do. Indeed, if politicians or special-interest groups say things that seem untrue or misleading, our duty as journalists is to quote them without comment or contradiction. To do otherwise would be elitist and therefore wrong. In that spirit, we will end the practice of expressing our own views in this space: an editorial page is no place for opinions.

Get ready for a new Scientific American. No more discussions of how science should inform policy. If the government commits blindly to building an anti-ICBM defense system that can’t work as promised, that will waste tens of billions of taxpayers’ dollars and imperil national security, you won’t hear about it from us.

If studies suggest that the administration’s antipollution measures would actually increase the dangerous particulates that people breathe during the next two decades, that’s not our concern.

No more discussions of how policies affect science either – so what if the budget for the National Science Foundation is slashed? This magazine will be dedicated purely to science, fair and balanced science, and not just the science that scientists say is science.

And it will start on April Fools’ Day.”

– THE EDITIORS editors@sciam.com

We’re sorry.

Busy Morning

Been surfing away leisurely all day in an attempt to avoid the heat.

How to poach the perfect egg I think I may try this next weekend.

Really Unusual Cat Name Generator. Some of these names are indeed priceless and could also be used for a name of a band. What a bonus.

The Fine Art Search Engine. Search for art and art resources on the web. Kind of fun in a lookie-loo kind of way.

Google Landmark Game. This is fun. They present you a famous landmark and you have to go find it on Google Maps. I have posted some very terrible times.

My Life Is Beer. With a name like this, how can a website go wrong?

A 4096 Web Color Wheel . Need a new color for your web page background? They are all here and fully interactive interface. Mesmerizing.

America’s Least Wanted.