1. Are zombies people too?
The greater question is are they covered under the rights and guarantees of the U.S. constitution? I say no, they are not. Much like rats, they are a plague on our soul. Speaking of “Rats,” Morgan Spurlock has a really great, really creepy documentary about rats and their history, plight and various cultures attempt’s to control them – find it online somewhere and watch it.
2. Should there be an order banning zombies from any immigration?
Well, I think it is easier than this. Instead of building an immigrant wall, we should build a zombie moat along our northern and southern borders. Zombies can’t swim and so then Bam! this is solved without a zombie ban law.
3. Should healthcare reform cover undead chain saw wounds?
No.
4. Can pets become zombies too?
This is an interesting vein of debate. Zombies seek out human brains to eat. Dogs and cats are therefore not prey to zombies as they don’t have human brains. So, I theorize, that no don’t become zombies because they aren’t their prey.
5. Which favorite celebrity would make the best zombie?
Sean Spicer, but instead of brains, he would be seeking out gum.
1) “Were” people. Now they are undocumented and unwelcome immigrants in the undead society. Vampires, apparently, are extremely prejudiced against them. NIMYBYC (Not in my back yard coffin)
2) Look, there are already millions of undocumented illegal zombies not-living here, taxing our system of living people, eroding our way of, well, living. They don’t even try to assimilate into our culture of living. They don’t speak English, everything is “Arrrrrr” or the gurgle of bodily fluid gushing out of any rotten flesh hole. They don’t pay taxes, In fact they are changing our society to be more like them. I think we need to figure out how to deal with the problem that already exists. How do we reanimate the zombies already here to be more like us?
3) I think the current healthcare reform under review is only beneficial to the undead. And because zombies don’t feel any pain or bleed, per se, chain saw “wounds” are more elective cosmetic surgery , thus should not be covered.
4) Can they or should they? Is this law or nature? Why should a bunch of white men be making any sort of laws or policies concerning a pets body. They will never be a pet, but they might become a zombie. That said, if we are talking about the natural law about pet becoming zombies, we just need to look to the good book to show us the path to righteousness, “And shall it be so, that no pet shall becometh a zombie, nor sleep with a sloth on bed of hay and sixpence.” So there ya’ go. God said it.
5) Meryl Streep, then she can be as overrated as an undead as she was in life.
1) Nope, zombies are they’re own thing. Just like Gouls, Weres, Vamps, and Voodoo Priesteses.
2) There is no need to restrict zombies in any form. They don’t use municipal resources. I mean have you ever eeen a zombie use the public pool, or library? Therefore they do not “belong” to any nationality. They do however have to adhere to a very strict undead set of laws that we are exemp from for now.
3) That’s rediculous! They already receive way to many benefits from entitlements. Cut all undead chainsaw coverage.
4) Pets are property, property has no rights, only protections from abuse.
5) Kellyanne Conway, she’s half way there now. She has sold her soul now she just needs to die and the transformation will be complete.
1. Nope, nope, nope, and nope.
2. Yep, yep, yep, and yep.
3. Nope, nope, nope, and nope.
4. NOOOOOOO!
5. Gary Bussey, ’nuff said.