1. What is never going to stop being funny?
Old puns and groaner jokes. You know the kind: “It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.” I love these kinds of jokes and they never get old.
2. What piece of stand up comedy (10 minutes or less) has successfully made you cry with laughter?
Louie CK. On just about any of his stand up acts there is usually an observation that sends me into tears.
3. What joke is hilarious, but takes a few seconds to get?
I am not much of a joke collector. I am a funny guy and can say some funny things but in the words of Adam Carolla, I am a joke factory, always making the funny, not a joke warehouse, always storing up the funny. So I am pulling out my well paged joke warehouse file to find this one: “Why’s it so hard to play chess in the park with old men? You have to find 32 of them and then try to get them to stand still.” via Jackie Martling.
4. You have five minutes to talk to your pets and they’ll understand every word you say. What do you tell them?
“Oh, Bruno, you old deaf blind soul. You must be miserable.”
5. When was your biggest “I should not be laughing” moment?
It usually involves watching someone fall on their ass on the ice. I know I shouldn’t laugh or find it funny but I do. I so do.
1) dick and fart jokes. I will always be a 12 year old immature boy at heart.
2) Jim Jeffries. He is so crass and I really appreciate his use of the word cunt.
3) What’s the difference between Sarah Palins vagina and her mouth?
Only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.
4) please don’t destroy anything when we leave, I promise we are coming back and we love you.
5) Scary movies or medical dramas. I always. Rack up at those they are so bad it hurts, so my defense is to laugh.