1. What is your favorite hobo name?
Side Saddle Bill – know for his alley yodel and ability to juggle pieces of string.
2. Are you afraid of being attacked by a tiger?
Tigers, no. But I once had a pet puma who would attack me randomly between the hours of 4 am and 5:30. No one wants to be attacked by a pet puma.
3. What time do the bull’s come home?
Usually in March, after a rather randy week of debauchery at spring break in San Padre.
4. Do you poke the bee hive or rattle the bird’s nest?
I prefer to poke. Rattle can leave scars.
5. What is your performance bonus money for your exceptional performance during the recession gonna be spent on?
I am going to buy a nice house house at the Hamptons for me and the little woman. (really, she is little, like 2 foot for or something. You should see her wrangle the vacume cleaner it is hilarious. Hilarious and precious. My little boo does like to keep things clean and tidy.)