1. If someone called you and said “Turn on the TV, it doesn’t matter what channel.” What would you expect has happened?
He has died – he is finally dead. No names are necessary.
2. You get to domesticate an animal the same way we turned wolves into dogs. What animal do you pick and how does it turn out?
I recently watched a documentary on bonobos and I would really enjoy have a domesticated trained bonobo as a pet to carry around with me.
3. Who is widely regarded as a hero, but was actually a terrible person?
John Wayne
4. For those who didn’t grow up privileged, what’s something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid?
Electric windows in a car. Growing up it was all manual window cranks, all the time.
5. What did you lose between 2020 – 2025?
About 50 pounds. Thank you science and GLP-1s.
1) That the American military or ICE has fired on and killed multiple Americans in a major city.
2) A Mother F’n sloth bitches. They’re pretty domesticated and slow, but I don’t want those big old claws going all native on me.
3) Patton.
4) Store-bought process baked goods like Ding Dongs and Twinkies. My mom baked for us, so when I went ot friend’s houses and they had processed sugar goodness…nom nom richie rich!
5) My energy and ability to bounce back quickly from any injury.
1) We have been successful at starting WWIII over renaming a street Charlie Kirk Blvd.
2) A raccoon would be pretty cool and full of shenanigans.
3) God, if that doesn’t count because technically not a person, Charlie Kirk.
4) Fuck you I grew up privileged!
5) My savings and sanity. Schooling in a healthcare arena during a pandemic is ill advised.pun intended.