incorrectly, we assume ‘Sarge’ could swim. I thought all dogs could swim. I mean, am I crazy here? Anyone, now I got a dead German Shepard and a lot of dirty looks.
Do you have any idea how much that dog cost? That is a $1200 dog. All my life I had a retarded pound puppy. The fucking dog ate poo, for Christsakes… but he could swim.
My neighbor Ted has a Bull Mastiff. Thing weighs 150 pounds, and it can swim. Jesus Christ, this isn’t my dog. It is my wife’s mothers… and she is coming back from vacation in three days. I killed her dog. See that picture, it was going to be a kitchsy Christmas card idea for her… a surprise.
after the dog got into my painkillers, he just fell right over the side of the boat. I am never going to hear the end of this. Her mother never liked me, EVER. Her last words before she left were “here’s my dog, please don’t kill him”.
Maybe if I get another German Shepard she won’t notice.
I am so getting on Primetime or Dateline Mystery this week.
Thanks to the runaway success of Baywatch, the hottest dog breed in Germany is the hybrid Hasselhound, bred for water rescues and singing off-key.
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incorrectly, we assume ‘Sarge’ could swim. I thought all dogs could swim. I mean, am I crazy here? Anyone, now I got a dead German Shepard and a lot of dirty looks.
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Do you have any idea how much that dog cost? That is a $1200 dog. All my life I had a retarded pound puppy. The fucking dog ate poo, for Christsakes… but he could swim.
My neighbor Ted has a Bull Mastiff. Thing weighs 150 pounds, and it can swim. Jesus Christ, this isn’t my dog. It is my wife’s mothers… and she is coming back from vacation in three days. I killed her dog. See that picture, it was going to be a kitchsy Christmas card idea for her… a surprise.
after the dog got into my painkillers, he just fell right over the side of the boat. I am never going to hear the end of this. Her mother never liked me, EVER. Her last words before she left were “here’s my dog, please don’t kill him”.
Maybe if I get another German Shepard she won’t notice.