I present to you, dear readers, an essay contest. 750 words on your world of coffee and how coffee positively effects your life. Creativity counts. Grammar and puncuation count.
The winner will receive a used coffee roaster! That’s right friends, my 18-month old roaster is available for the asking to the writer with the best coffee-themed essay. I have upgraded to super coffee roasting appliance heaven and I have a great lil’ roaster to pass on to someone else who wants to dabble in a hobby that has fundamentally changed my morning routine. The roaster is well used and has had some wear. It needs a new roasting chamber (Available from the manufacturer for about $6.00) but it is useable. Very much so. And roasts a pot’s worth of coffee in about 5 minutes. The winner will get a full coaching on use.
So, fire up the word processor and get in on the hot, roasting action.
Send your entry to { roy dot brain at gmail dot com } and leave a comment below when you have entered to help fire up the competition.
well what a lovely photo. of course I abhor labor that the lovely Juan Garcia would gladly do for free. . . . I anxiously await the results of the contest.
of course, I meant “Juan Valdez” I just can’t keep hispanic people straight.
Juan Garcia is the guy who grows and processes my Cocaine.
Valdez is just my coffee guy. Easy mistake.
But can you keep straight people Hispanic?
I saw Juan Garcia back in ’89 on the ‘Touch of Grey’ tour. I want the roaster.
got it? I swear I’ll kill every one of you just for sport if you even pretend to acquire it. Oh, and I am saving the most daunting info for last:
I am an English lit grad, boys… so just go kill yourselves because I was forced to memorize Shakespeare!