“When I order my salmon, my great big tasty salmon, smothered in organic butter and crusted with hand-picked Tibetan lilies, I take the left over home in a lock box – then turn it into a deliiiitful yummmy soup.”
Yes. Yes I can shoot electricity from my hands. And yes, I will end the energy crisis. For I am Al Gore. I created the Internet, therefore I am omnipotent.
My house uses THIS much energy every month!
“When I order my salmon, my great big tasty salmon, smothered in organic butter and crusted with hand-picked Tibetan lilies, I take the left over home in a lock box – then turn it into a deliiiitful yummmy soup.”
After I lost the election, I turned to food. I really let myself go. I even had man boobs like this!
Yes. Yes I can shoot electricity from my hands. And yes, I will end the energy crisis. For I am Al Gore. I created the Internet, therefore I am omnipotent.
So, here I am, fucking this intern with this set of carbon footprints make a nigga cry!
I wonder if he is going to finish that?