{"id":9463,"date":"2026-02-13T09:30:30","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T16:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.majikwah.com\/?p=9463"},"modified":"2026-02-13T09:30:30","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T16:30:30","slug":"the-friday-fives-393","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.majikwah.com\/?p=9463","title":{"rendered":"The Friday Fives"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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  1. If you could remove one food so that no one would eat it ever again, what would you actually pick to destroy?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Beef spleen or tripe – Who got the wise idea to just cook up weird, grainy organ meats? Yuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    1. If I just now discovered you by reading about you in the newspaper, what section would I find you in?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      I would reside in the books section, making lists and lists and lists of books that I want to get around to reading.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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      1. You suddenly have to go on the lam. What would your new assumed identity be and your back story?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

        Unis Cornpone from St. Lisbeth, LA, where my family has resided peacefully in the old bayou for centuries, making our living hand-crafting whiskey bottle cork plugs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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        1. What flavor of cake would you be?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

          Favorite cake to eat, Angel food, but favorite cake to actually be? Chocolate Red Velvet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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          1. If you could actually enter the world of the last book you read, where would you end up?<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

            I am currently reading “In Cold Blood,” so I guess Holcomb, KS, is just outside of Garden City and about 200 miles from where I am sitting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            Beef spleen or tripe – Who got the wise idea to just cook up weird, grainy organ meats? Yuck. I would reside in the books section, making lists and lists and lists of books that I want to get around to reading. Unis Cornpone from St. Lisbeth, LA, where my family has resided peacefully in … <\/p>\n

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