{"id":9201,"date":"2025-07-11T09:47:51","date_gmt":"2025-07-11T15:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.majikwah.com\/?p=9201"},"modified":"2025-07-11T09:47:51","modified_gmt":"2025-07-11T15:47:51","slug":"the-friday-fives-368","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.majikwah.com\/?p=9201","title":{"rendered":"The Friday Fives"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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1. What is that one simple unspoken lifehack you got from your parents that you realize is just part of your life?<\/strong>

Keeping my kitchen knives very sharp. My dad was a meat cutter by trade before joining the post office and sharp knives in the kitchen were just part of life. It is confounding when I am at someones house and need to use a knife to prep something for a meal and the dang knifes have no edge.

2. What is something that you\u2019re tired of seeing in 2025?<\/strong>

That God Damned face of Mother Quacking Donald Trump! Just make it end !!!

3. What\u2019s the average amount of time you take to shower? <\/strong>

From entering the bathroom to exit I can shit, shower, shave soap, rinse, shampoo, condition, brush teeth, comb hair, take the pills and do the sinus rinse, dress top to toes in under 3 minutes.

4. You\u2019re back in 2008 with your current knowledge. What\u2019s the first thing you do? <\/strong>

Buy a couple of houses during the real estate crash and hold on to them long enough to flip them for a sweet profit.

5. You get $1M, but the last thing you Googled becomes your full-time job. What’s your new job? <\/strong>

A few crossword puzzle clues (I needed a quick hint.) So I guess my full-time job would become a professional crossword solver. I could live with that.
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1. What is that one simple unspoken lifehack you got from your parents that you realize is just part of your life? Keeping my kitchen knives very sharp. My dad was a meat cutter by trade before joining the post office and sharp knives in the kitchen were just part of life. It is confounding … <\/p>\n

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