1. What is the best thing about the city in which you live? What is the worst?
Best thing – Every day, in the morning the sun reflects off the Rocky
Mountains – spectacular and beautiful mornings. Every evening the sun drops behind the Rocky Mountains. Spectacular sunsets. Everyday at work I can gaze at Mount Evans.
Worst thing: Denver traffic is lame and unpredictable. Sometimes Monday is a terrible drive, sometimes a piece of cake. Our climate and location make it a very transient city, lots of new folks all the time and there is no one real system of driving. You never know what is afoot on the highways and byways.
2. Describe an idea or invention of yours that you would like to see turned into reality. I hate travel coffee mugs. They are either plastic lined or metal lined and either way they smell and taste like plastic or metal. I want a decent, durable travel mug for coffee with a porcelain or glass interior that won’t break and still be strong enough for daily commuting and travel.
3. Name an overrated author, musician, and movie. Name an underrated author, musician, and movie.
Overrated author: James Patterson and/or Tom Clancy. Both write huge amazingly huge selling crap.
Musician: Brittany and all of the other RoboMusic crap that is created as current top 40 pop music. If it can’t be recreated on an acoustic guitar and sung around a campfire at 11 am it is not music.
4. If your life were a sitcom slated to air in the fall, what would the show be called? Who would you cast in the starring role? And for extra credit, give us a brief treatment of the show.
Really! A 40 something lives a dull life at home and work and stares for hours at the largest television – constantly surrounded by interesting and fascinating friends, he ignores them most of the time – numb at the boredom of corporate cubicle land and the need to constantly figure out where it went wrong.
All sitcoms should star Jonathan Silverman.
GEORGE: I’m really serious. I think that’s a good idea.
JERRY: Just talking? Well what’s the show about?
GEORGE: It’s about nothing.
JERRY: No story?
GEORGE: No forget the story.
JERRY: You’ve got to have a story.
GEORGE: Who says you gotta have a story? Remember when we were waiting for,
for that table in that Chinese restaurant that time? That could be a TV
show.
JERRY: And who is on the show? Who are the characters?
GEORGE: I could be a character.
JERRY: You?
GEORGE: Yeah. You could base a character on me.
JERRY: So, on the show, there’s a character named George Costanza?
GEORGE: Yeah. There’s something wrong with that? I’m a character. People are always saying to me, “You know you’re a quite a character.”
JERRY: And who else is on the show?
GEORGE: Elaine could be a character. Kramer..
JERRY: Now he’s a character. (Pause) So everybody I know is a character on the show.
GEORGE: Right.
JERRY: And it’s about nothing?
GEORGE: Absolutely nothing.
5. Have threesome with your close friends or with total strangers?
Strangers – totally I love you people, but I don’t need to fuck you. I will take my penis to the strange – and let come what may. Less need for diverting eye contact the next day.