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1. Do you like the sound of chickens?
Cluck. Actually, growing there was some neighbor somewhere who had a rooster who would crow in the morning. I kind of miss that sound in the morn.

2. Where do you like to go for a day trip?
The Tabernash Brewery, formerly in the Lodo Warehouse district. Can’t go there anymore but I still want to have a day trip there again.

3. What is at your feet?
A ton of cords, my shoes ( I took them off at my desk.) and an upturned wastebasket I use as a hassock to recline in my large large desk.

4. Children: Baked or broiled? Bald or Hats?
Baked – boiled makes them tough. Hats. Bald children are sad and usually in hospitals.

5. What is the name of your rocking boys’ group?
Well, I was gonna go with “Up With People” but that has been taken. “Up With Boys” is the gayest thing I have ever typed. My Badass Boy Group: “Big Salami” That isn’t gay is it”?

1. Do you pee in the shower?
No. I have never done this and frankly do not understand this.

2. Where do you call home?
Colorado – this state is home. Currently home is Denver.

3. What do you do before bed?
Sober up. Just kidding. I don’t really have an evening routine – take a few pills and jump to the mattress.

4. What are your hidden charges?
Unending devotion and love.

5. Who’s behind you?
A small charter school of elementary children in uniforms. They are rather annoying around 11 am

1. What drink wakes you up best in the morning?
My coffee. I make an exceptional cup of coffee and it is the best wake up mojo I know.

2. During the day, what do you drink to keep going?
I craft iced tea from the coffee and tea service kitchen at work. A liter of tea keeps my zooming.

3. Do you drink the recommended 8 glasses of water per day? Why/why not?
Yes. I usually have a ice and water filled bottle going all day. I call it my sippy cup.

4. What are the ingredients of your favorite mixed drink? (Doesn’t have to be alcoholic!)
Gin+diet tonic+lime+ice. I call it Saturday. There is also the Roy Hound – vodka, ruby red grapefruit juice, a small dash of bitters, poured over ice.

5. Are you a coffee drinker? How do you take your coffee, if so?
I drink my coffee black. And fresh. I hate stale coffee.

1. What is one thing about you that you hate?
Socially clumsy – I need some suave.

2. What is one thing about you that you love?

I like my sense of humor. I make me laugh out loud some times.

3. If you had to change one thing about you what would it be and why?
I want washboard abs, damnit!

4. What is one word that you would use to define yourself?
Funny

5. Imagine what you would look like in a perfect world…what do you look like?
Ina perfect world I would be fit, gorgeous and still funny – wow, I am Cary Grant!