1. Who, in fact, did let the dogs out?
Karen. Well, she actually doesn’t like dogs, especially yours, and that is the reason why the dogs are out, because of Karen.
2. And what exactly does love have to do with it?
Witha outta the love, you canno make a the ravioli. ina ordera too a have the soft pillow of a pasta, you needa a the love.
3. What is so funny about peace, love, and understanding?
Because in the current MAGA-verse that we live in, those things are too DEA. Neighbors are to be hated as “those people” despised and feared.
4. Are you going to Scarborough fair?
Nah, been once, before they ruined the hot dogs. Not worth going back now. It is all too commercial.
5. Do you believe in the ways of magic?
The card game? I never really got into it.
1. The Baha Men baby! The song was a ruse to throw people off the trail of who did it. Look to the lyrics–couldn’t be clearer; “The party was nice, the party was pumpin’. . . .And everybody havin’ a ball.” At this juncture the dogs were inadvertently let out. Honest mistake really, a party foul. Nonetheless the dogs got out and they did that thing that they did, and of course we all still talk about it. It was horrible. The mess. The injured kids. All that wasted ham.
2. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it’s not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it’s always there – fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When a plane is about to crash, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board are messages of hate or revenge – they are all messages of love. If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.
3. Basic human empathy, harmony, and kindness are all now mocked or dismissed as foolish. That’s what’s wrong.
4. Heavens no. After what happened last year? I can still taste the clown makeup. Eesh. No amount of fresh herbs will ever cure me.
5. Johnson? Yes. His lovely wife Cookie Johnson and I play canasta every Wednesday at the club (Wilshire if you must know). She’s loud, pushy, and her boobs are always hanging out the side, but I’ve really gotten to respect “The Magic Man” for his devotion and patience.
1) Jesus. He was a big proponent of sandals because, clearly, his dogs were barking when in a closed-toe shoe.
2) Dammit, Ed! Love Actually is the best. Love has to do with Ed’s answer because he quoted one of my favorite Xmas movies. Now, do I love Ed because of his answer…maybe.
3) Just go back in time to a Grateful Dead show to learn the true meaning of peace, love and understanding. Those 3 words are synonymous with patchouli (peaceful and earthy body odor), Birkenstock sandals (like walking on pure love and easy to replace the soles) and acid (the endless search for understanding [and why the wall is melting]). Namaste bitches!
4) Well, the fact that Scarborough fair is in Amsterdam (at least, in my world), I am not only going to the fair, but am joining the fair as a carnie and having sex and smoking hashish for the foreseeable future.
5) Of course, because as in the previous question, at the fair I, and my fellow carnies, do indeed make lovin’ fun.
1) There are no dogs. That’s a complete hoax fabricated by the Dumb-ocrats to just get The greatest President this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump!
2) Love is what everyone should have for Donald J. Trump the greatest president and smartest, by the way he’s much smarter than any of the dumb-ocrats including filthy Gavin Newscumb.
3) There’s nothing funny about peace, love and understanding because Donald J. Trump is doing things to save this country that nobody can understand and he’s doing it because he loves America! That’s why he’s MAGA all the way! We have to get rid of the horrible threat from within only then can we as America have peace.
4) Absolutely not! That is a terrible communist party of the radical democrats and all the want to do is go after the greatest president possibly even better than Lincoln, the brightest man to ever hold the office of president. MAGA!
5) the only magic is the evil magic of democrats and how they plan to rig the election against the greatest man since Jesus! Donald J. Trump!