1. For your death row final meal, what restaurant do you ask to prepare it?
I’d order up most of the mene from Banzai Sushi with all the cold unfiltered sake.
2. What song do you think is the epitome of Yacht Rock?
Christopher Cross’s anthemic track, “Sailing”
3. Name a city in the USA that doesn’t have a professional sports team but deserves one. Name the city and the sport
Little Rock, Arkansas the home of the Little Rock Rangers competing in professional celebrity T-Ball.
4. What’s the worst mistake a tourist can make in Denver?
Spending time on the 16th stree mall which is full of tourist traps and chain restaurants. Go north up to the highlands where foodies and beer snobs congretate in some truly uniqure restaurants pop up all over.
5. What’s the laziest thing a super hero with super powers could do?
Make a plate of nachos using laser vision.
1) Johnny’s Po Boys in New Orleans…then let me ride the lightning!
2) Africa by Toto. Almost every yacht rock and acapella group sings some version of this.
3) Boise Potatoes – professional sumo wrestling.
4) Taking a tour of the factory and drinking the infamous local beer, Coors…ummm, not local anymore and sucky sukerson.
5) Use their flame powers to clean their body instead showering. They would always smell like a campfire.
1) Lou Malnati’s Deep dish pizza and Cannolis for dessert.
2) “This is it” by Kenny Fuckin Loggins
3) The Hillbilly Hellcats a professional roller derby team from Yeehaw Junction, Florida.
4) Coming in from sea level and driving straight up to Estes Park and walking around. The headache and altitude will ruin the first 2 days of the visit.
5) Telepathically make the Door Dash person stop at their house cuz they’re too lazy to cook, or even order their own food.
1. Mario’s. Fresh pasta salad and a loaded calzone.
2. Sharing the Night Together by Dr. Hook.
3. Des Moines, Iowa & miniature golf.
4. Assuming that it’s a cool city to visit. It’s become a toilet.
5. Turn invisible and just have a staring contest with a group of deers until they sense that something is a little off.