1. What’s a terrible song to play at a funeral?
Living on a Prayer by Bon Jov.
2. What’s a terrible song to play at a child’s birthday party?
Smoking in the Boys Room – Brownsville Station
3. What’s a normal amount of money to keep in your checking account?
I have about two paychecks in reserve, usually.
4. What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
“You are the best boss I ever had ” said to me right ater I terminated his employment.
5. If you could go back and tell your teenage self one thing, what would it be?
Pay attention to your laundry and your money.
1) Happy Birthday.
2) She Fucking Hates Me
3) 6 months of expenses.
4) You actually know what you’re doing.
5) School and learning ain’t too bad.