The Friday Fives

1. What is the worst situation to sneeze in?

Giving a State Of The Union Address

2. Who is your guilty celebrity crush?

Currently, it is Richard Ayoede. He is hilarious.

3. What is the most ridiculous lie you’ve ever heard?

“It was a perfect call!” Donald Trump

4. If you could take any TV show character and put them in a zombie apocalypse show, who would it be?

Rob Petrie from the Dick Van Dyke show

5. What are the hobbies that is a immediate red flag?

Ammo reloading in the basement

2 Replies to “The Friday Fives”

  1. 1) Right before your lips touch when kissing.

    2) Selena Gomez.

    3) “It’s not the same base line,” Vanilla Ice on Ice Ice Baby not infringing on the Queen/David Bowie song Under Pressure.

    4) McGyver. He could make all sorts of stuff from zombie body parts and use all that stuff to eradicate and escape from the very same zombies… ingenious.

    5) Vintage porn collecting.

  2. 1) When performing eye surgery.

    2) Tiffani Thiessen, I’ve had a thing for her since I first saw Saved by the Bell.

    3) Trickle down economics is good for the middle class.

    4) Kang and Kodos Johnson, the two aliens from the Simonson’s. I’m curious how a non human race would deal with zombies.

    5) Child beauty pageants.

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