1. If America runs on Dunkin’, what does ‘Murica run on?
Dark, evil spite.
2. Do you have a comfort show, and if so, what is it?
Diner, Drive Inns, and Dives. i don’t eat mammals or birds, so I live vicariously through Guy.
3. What is your city famous for without naming it?
4. What is the most “I’m an American tourist” thing you could say?
Can I get a big glass of ice water with my meal? (and then barely touch it.)
5. What would be the most absurd thing to fill a piñata with?
Jello. (not Jello shoots, just filled to the brim with Jello.