You have a putt-putt golf course and get to design/name the first five holes – what are they?
1. Trump’s golf course has a par 17 and comes with a mini golf cart to travel every two feet for the next shot.
2. NRA gun store – a par 75, but you must use an AR-15 to get the ball into the hole.
3. Petting zoo-palooza is An easy par two but you get all distracted because it is filled with adorable baby goats and sheep who just want to cuddle.
4. Comet Ping Pong Pizza – you have to use a ping pong paddle to negotiate the ball through various pizza ingredient diversions.
5. Kayak water ride. You put the ball in a mini kayak then have to float it down a mini river diversion to get to the hole to score.
Welcome to Your Momma putt putt.
hole 1) Wash your mouth out with soap – hit the little ball through a foaming soapy kids mouth..
hole 2) Imma gonna beat your ass – hit the Paddle to make it apon wracking the buttocks of the kid statue and your ball pops out of the mouth.
hole 3) Oh no you didn’t – the is simply a no win hole.
hole 4) Because I said so! – if you don’t hit the ball exactly like the directions show, you are shocked repeatedly.
hole 5) Let me give you some lovin’- You must hug your golf partner while trying to make the shot.