1. What is your “techy” score between 1 – 5?
I give myself a 5. I run Linux. I have networked a desktop to be a home server, rooted my cell phone, and learned some coding – all in my middle ages.
2. What is your Kitchen score between 1 – 5?
I am a 4. I am not a great baker, but I do make some good no-knead sourdough bread. I can usually open the cupboards and the fridge and whip up a decent meal.
3. What is your garden/yard score between 1-5?
I am a 1 on that count. I hate it. Years of childhood choring (mowing, trimming, and pulling weeds). And I despised it.
4. What is your Garage/Fixit score between 1- 5?
Thanks to YouTube, I give myself a 3 here. I can usually figure out a way to fix broken stuff.
5. What is your “We can put a man on the moon, but we can’t – ” gripe?
Devise an automatic signal light in our autos that senses when the lane change is coming and turns on the light.
1) 2.5 I can do some basic stuff but I’m not that good.
2) 3 I can follow a recipe. I have a few go to meals in my quiver but they’re not fancy.
3) -5 I fucking hate yard work. If it were only up to me I’d live in a condo on one of the top floors with no yard and no yard maintenance.
4) 2 I can do some really basic stuff but my desire to do it is a negative score. I’d rather work an extra shift or two and pay someone to do it better and faster.
5) Can’t figure out how to make weight loss food that tastes great and is easy. Imagine if McDonald’s, ice cream and Oreos were weight loss foods! Now that’s a diet most of America could stick to.