1. What food can f*ck right off?
Haggis – don’t need me, no organ meat.
2. What food is more universally loved than pizza?
Hmm, maybe hamburgers?
3. What is the BEST fast food restaurant?
I don’t do an awful lot of fast food, but I do love me some Del Taco – it’s Taco Bell made out of real food.
4. What is the worst fast food restaurant?
Back when Dairy Queen made burgers – that was pretty bad.
5. What food from a can is extremely delicious?
Back in my meat-eating days I loved canned corned beef hash.