1. If you could create a new Muppet who/what would it be?
A baby octopus wearing socks as mittens. I have a t-shirt that looks like this and thought, “That cute lil’ thing would be a great muppet.
2. What movie would you watch a scene-for-scene Muppet remake of?
Star Wars with Grover as Darth Vader and Big Bird as Chewie
3. If Kermit the Frog came up to you while visiting the zoo and asks you to smoke a joint with him, what happens next?
Oh, I’d totally smoke with Kermit at the park and spend the afternoon watching the monkeys with him.
4. Which Muppet are you?
The previously mentioned Grover. The Er-Elmo
5. Peaceful aliens make contact with Earth. They invite only one noteworthy person who will represent humanity. Which Muppet would you send to represent Earth?
Kermit seems like this obvious answer, but Link Hogthrob, the captain of Swinetrek, would be the go-to muppet to initiate first contact.