The Friday Fives

1. If you could create a new Muppet who/what would it be?

A baby octopus wearing socks as mittens. I have a t-shirt that looks like this and thought, “That cute lil’ thing would be a great muppet.

2. What movie would you watch a scene-for-scene Muppet remake of?

Star Wars with Grover as Darth Vader and Big Bird as Chewie

3. If Kermit the Frog came up to you while visiting the zoo and asks you to smoke a joint with him, what happens next?

Oh, I’d totally smoke with Kermit at the park and spend the afternoon watching the monkeys with him.

4. Which Muppet are you?

The previously mentioned Grover. The Er-Elmo

5. Peaceful aliens make contact with Earth. They invite only one noteworthy person who will represent humanity. Which Muppet would you send to represent Earth?

Kermit seems like this obvious answer, but Link Hogthrob, the captain of Swinetrek, would be the go-to muppet to initiate first contact.

2 Replies to “The Friday Fives”

  1. 1) Pantone Pete – A asexual muppet that changes to the trending Pantone colors of the year.

    2) Shawshank Redemption or Cool Hand Luke.

    3) I would turn him in for smoking weed in public with children around and the Zoo personnel would then feed him to whatever animal eat frogs.

    4) Snuffleupagus.

    5) Beeker.

  2. 1) Pat Perfect, an androgynous muppet named pat. Everyone is ok with Pats ambiguous sexuality, but they fucking hate the character because they’re a perfectionist and is never satisfied by anything.

    2) Platoon, Schindler’s List.

    3) Say no thanx . Remember kids weed is just the beginning of your dark journey into reefer madness!

    4) Dr Bunson Honeydew

    5) Animal

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