1. What is something you should never do after age 30?
Run a hurdle relay?
Cocaine?
A big stack of pancakes with heavy butter and syrup at IHOP?
2. What celebrities never seem to age?
Paul Rudd
3. If you were eating at a restaurant and Gordon Ramsay walked in with a camera crew, what would you do?
Get up and leave.
4. What is something that most people don’t use correctly?
The apostrophe.
5. What food combination sounded gross at first, but wasn’t that bad when you tried it?
Seriously. Stay with me on this. Oatmeal > Kimchi > Sour Cream > Figs. You won’t regret this.
1) Have sex with any sort of animal.
2) Wayne Newton, but they sure look different.
3) Start my tourettes act and yell offensive Gordon Ramsey laden spiffs.
4) Politics.
5) The world famous peanut butter hamburger I had in Puerto Rico, holy crap it was juicy goodness.
1) Meth.
2) Dolly Parton. But I think she’s been replaced with a Disney animatronic already.
3) Demand a refund.
4) Fucking turn signals.
5) Grilled cheese and pickles.