The Friday Fives

1. What is sexy but not vulgar?
Burt Reynolds
2. What has quarantine ruined for you?
Alone time
3. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drunk?
Well, there have been many – but the easiest answer is online shopping. I have ended with cases and cases of wine while browsing online a few cocktails in.
4. What YouTube rabbit holes do you tend to find yourself going down?
James May (from Top Gear) has two or three seasons of “The Reassembler” where he is given a set of parts for a common device and reassembles them while talking a bit of history of the device and other standard May snark.
5. You can add one “fuck” to any famous quote, where do you put it?
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you fuck something else is the greatest accomplishment.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

3 Replies to “The Friday Fives”

  1. 1) Right Said Fred. But they might be too sexy. BUT they are absolutely not vulgar. I’ll fight you about that.

    2) Social media.

    3) Like Roy, there are many. But there is a friendship I pretty much ruined via email, so I got that going for me.

    4) The best of tear jerky auditions from those stupid talent shows.

    5) Spread fuck love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.” -Mother Teresa

  2. 1. My dancing.

    2. Exercise. Between wearing masks, not having gyms, and people refusing to keep their distance, exercise has changed from a stress fighter to a source of anxiety.

    3. Too many to rank really. There was the time I hit my head and may have briefly died. That was a doozy–waking up in an ambulance screaming down Colfax with two paramedics screaming at me to come back. I was eventually admitted to DGH with a diagnosis of “intoxication.”

    4. I’m not much a Youtube viewer truth be told.

    5. “Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive fucking selfishness.”
    – Martin Luther King.

  3. 1) A lightsaber.

    2) Cooking for one.

    3) Strapped on skis that were in the roof rack on a buddy’s car and went 60 mph while pretending I was a ski racer on the roof of the car.

    4) Rube Goldberg machines.

    5) “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and fuck, I learn.” -Benjamin Franklin

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