The Friday Fives

1. Tough week for me, I need a laugh. What is your best “Dad” joke?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.Â
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

2. As we all shelter in place, what are you cooking in the kitchen?
Bread and baking things.

3. If Gordan Ramsay had to use your kitchen, what would he be most angry about?
An electric stove, you are ridiculous!

4 What has surprised you about self-distancing and staying at home?
I pace a lot and have no sense of concentration.

5. Today was supposed to be opening day. Usually, I am downtown for this mess. What do you miss most in these days sheltering from the viral storm?
Barstools. I miss barstools – and people watching.

2 Replies to “The Friday Fives”

  1. 1) So these two snakes are slithering along when one of them stops and asks his friend, “are we poisonous?” The friend snake says, “I don’t know why?” And the first snake say, locus I bit my lip!”

    2) Lots of baked chicken and oven roasted broccoli.

    3) The crappy pans and total lack of counter space.

    4) The total lack of contact with people and how few people actually call or text me unless they need something.

    5) Movies in the theater and the popcorn they serve.

  2. 1. “I love pressing the F5 key. So refreshing,”

    2. Sous vide duck tonight with Rebel Farms salad greens.

    3. The terrible lighting and the fact that *I* am the only one allowed to cuss in my kitchen. Yeah he’s not gunna fuckin like that.

    4. How fun FaceTime Happy Hour can be. It’s a pale substitute for seeing your shining faces in person but it’ll have to do for now.

    5. I miss getting massages. Holy cow, just when we need them most.

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