1. What’s the most bizarre/awkward gift you’ve received in your life?
When my Grandma gave all the guys in the family underwear and couldn’t stop talking about them.
2. What is the best NSFW Christmas joke you know?
Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?
Cause she married to a guy who comes once a year.
3. If Bob Ross was secretly a hitman, what “happy little accidents” would happen to his targets?
It always comes back to those stupid electric scooters downtown.
4. You are a bartender, a guy walks into a bar and asks you for a “Donald Trump”. What do you give him?
A Soy Nog with Sambucco.
5. What’s a store that you and your parents shopped at that doesn’t exist anymore?
LaBelles down in Lakewood. Remember LaBelles?
1) No awkward gifts for me that I can recall. Dad however one year bought mom some comfy pajamas, with cow print on them! He still hears about it.
2) Why is Santa’s sack so big? So he can cum down everyone’s chimney!
3) Happy little Bluetooth earpiece accidents.
4) Everclear, splash of OJ, rocks
5) Kresge’s.