Wacky Friday Foto

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1. Each spring, standing before her third grade class, Elaine Barkmiller publicly licks a pig for good luck. Bob, her husband of 20 years, looks on disgust.

2. Mrs. Goldstein was revolted by her overwhelming desire to consume her pet, God’s Filth.

3. Shirley MacLane attributes her success to deep spiritual beliefs, as well as sucking the brains out of live piglets.

   [eh–they can’t all be gems]

4. Edna couldn’t wait for the brunch hour, oh no. She wanted her bacon, and she wanted it now.

5. Second try: Hector performs the Heimlich maneuver on Babe, after she indadvertantly swallowed a local grandmother.

6. Jay Leno is secretly pleased at all the material this will generate for his suck ass pandering monologue next week.

7. Atkins Diet staffers, Wally & Janet, display healthy, carb-free eating habits to Ms. Sneddon’s Campobello, SC third grade class.

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