1. Add Fukin’ to any band name. Which band escalates from 0 to 100 the fastest.
Fukin’ Dokken! ?
2. What’s your “I fuked up” moment?
I am so clumsy and sometimes just obtuse so there are many, but generally, I would say the entire 8 month Viasat ordeal.
3. What’s your “Here just take my fukin’ money!” product or service.
Xfinity. I just can’t seem to unplug.
4. What’s a simple fukin’ thing to do that people just don’t seem to understand?
I am a broken record on this, but Jesus Fukin’ Christo, people – use your blinkers!
5. What’s the fukin’ deal?
The only thing that I can figure is on 11/8/16 our nation suffered from a temporary psychosis. I mean really. Donald Trump was elected president. I am still stumped.