The Friday Fives

  1. What’s the funniest thing that a random stranger said to you that made you die laughing inside?
    • Hmm. So many possibilities. This is actually a difficult question. At a grocery store once, in a fit of snarkiness, the checker totalled up the bill and said “If live to scan the things and take the coupons.” It was a funny moment.
  2. What is the funniest movie of all time
    • Blues Brothers. (Also fond of anything with comic genius Myrna Loy)
  3. What’s the funniest book you’ve ever read
    • Confederacy of Dunces. It’s a riot.
  4. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
    • Well golfers drink while playing (maybe not the pros.) Babe Ruth played baseball half in the bag. Football is dangerous enough. I go with ice hockey. That third period could be some fun viewing.
  5. Who is your favorite stand up comic?
    • Right now, Kathleen Madigan. Seriously, go see her live.

One Reply to “The Friday Fives”

  1. 1. “I brushed my teeth today. Now hug me. Or I’ll kill you!” Random stranger on Colfax. I miss Old Denver.

    2. Airplane.

    3. “Push.” Oh what kind of hijinx will befall that silly Precious this week? So very funny.

    4. I’d say baseball. We’ll replace the 7th Inning Stretch with the 7th Inning Schotski. Imagine how messy the end of games will be once the booze starts to kick in.

    5. Patton Oswalt gets my vote this week.

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