1. If you could be either a fish or a bird, which would you be, and why?
Bird. See the picture above. No fish is gonna catch a bird, but a bird can catch a fish. ‘Nuff said.
2. Pasta salad or potato salad?
I have recently revisited potato salad after my sister crafted some based on my mother’s wonderful recipe. I had forgotten how much I loved it. (On an other note, I am apparently one of those oddballs who also enjoys 3 bean salads.)
3. Burgers or Brats?
Burgers. As a vegetarian, there aren’t many “fake” brats but the food gods have banded together to create beyond meat beefless burger patties, sold in the ground meat section of the grocery store and these things are wonderful. Seriously, pick some of these up and try them. Yum yum yummy.
4. Would you rather it be 10 degrees too hot or 10 degrees too cold?
I can rock the cold. I grew up in what is arguably the coldest part of the state and went to college in the other coldest part of the state. I can rock a parka and know how to keep warm. I am a wimp in the cold.
5. Is youth wasted on the young?
Absolutely. I think this is a given.
1) Bird. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.
2) Potato salad. Mustard or german, but the using to much mayo is just wrong.
3) Hmmm, I love both. But I suppose nothing beats a good burger.
4) Cold, all day, every day.
5) It wouldn’t be if only they would get off my damn lawn!
1. A bird. They are slightly more evolved (and I can’t swim).
2. I do like both, as they each have their time and place. I do admire the Hawaiian people who decided to just combine them into starch bomb called Potato Mac Salad, which they serve everywhere.
3. Burgers. Brats can vary a lot depending on what is in them and how they are prepared.
4. I’ll go cold. That’s a kind of temperature where one will be keen to go outside and do things.
5. I think for most people, sadly, it is.
1) Not just any ol bird but a bald fucking eagle! Those things are so damn cool.
2) Pasta salad. You can put so many wonderful things in it.
3) Cheeseburgers in paradise. And Roy just no on fake meat. You decided to be vegetarian stop trying to eat meat. Either you are or you aren’t.
4) Cold. I’ve said it many times before, there are dozens of ways to get warm or to be warm but I can only shed so many layers and still be too damn hot.
5) Duh, stupid kids.