Friday Fives

1. What foods are just delivery systems for other foods?
Almond milk.  Its main job is to give me morning cereal.   Also rice – its main job is to give me sushi

2. What’s your favorite alcoholic beverage?
Gin & Tonic :
1 & 1/2 ounces of Gin
A cocktail glass filled with ice
one slice of lime
top with tonic (I prefer Q but I usually use Sodastream diet tonic cuz it’s so much cheaper.)
Next step: World peace.

3. What’s a food that tastes better when it’s a little burnt?
Oven broiled, heavily buttered Texas Toast

4. How do you subtly fuck with people for your own enjoyment?
I like to use lots of big fancy “New York Times Crossword Puzzle” words when talking to co-workers. They are often vocabulary mystified.

5. What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists?
Thermo-Nuclear missiles.  (Do yourself a favor and go read up on Richard Feinman.  He will set you straight on how bad these things are in the modern age.  Hiroshima is nothing compared to what they can do now.)

2 Replies to “Friday Fives”

  1. 1) Pizza is a delivery method for unconditional love, which feeds my soul (and waistline, thighs, double chin…)

    2) I really good and buttery Chardonnay or a vodka martini made with two olives and to standard recipe.

    3) I try not to burn anything, and I don’t feel blackened anything counts.

    4) Overt statements tend to catch people off guard and nervously laugh.

    5) I should say Trump, but he only represents the feelings and beliefs of the dwindling non-pure bred American White People. Mix it up and let’s get on with being human.

  2. 1) Corn chips. They are strictly for scooping salsa, or melted cheese and nacho toppings.

    2) Meh I don’t drink anymore. When I did a good tart kamakhazi hit the spot.

    3) I love it when the cheese on a good thin crust pizza in just a little browned n yummy.

    4) I’ve become rather adept at talking down in a very demeaning manner to some of the patients at work and do it in a way that they thank me! It’s really funny to my coworkers that can see it for what it is.

    5) Having read, “The Demon in the Freezer”, and “The Hot Zone” by Richard Preston I think some of the biological killers that are out there are quite terrifying.

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