1. You have an extra $500 to frivolously spend each month, you cannot invest or save it, what do you spend it on?
All the California wine I can get my hands on before the prices go through the work.
2. What terrible alcoholic drinks did you try as a young adult?
19 years-old, one summer – way too many beers and tequila mixed together. This was way before tequiza, which is tequila flavored malt liquor. No this was the real thing and looking back I am amazed we could actually drink it.
3. You wake up, current age, and it’s 1974. What are you going to do with your day?
Invest in as many technology-based stocks as possible.
4. In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
America, before the nukes, melted it.
5. You have one-chance to steal anyone’s talent. Who’s talent do you steal?
One of those porn stars with amazing oral sex skills.
1. Clothing and bourbon.
2. While not technically a drink, jello shots come to mind. Wow. What a horrible idea.
3. Become a professional gambler a la Biff Tannen.
4. Democracy.
5. Tom Brady please.
1) Gym membership and food delivery/prep services.
2) Jungle juice, you know the fruit all soaked in ever Clear? That shit was/is nasty.
3) Invest in several good stocks and definitely go see Led Zepplin live!
4) Drinking water.
5) Chef Bobby Flay.