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Seriously, you can’t go out like that. You have salmon in your teeth.
No no no no NO. I am NOT going over there. You sister is going to same that same goddamn chicken salad that you KNOW I am allergic to. Also, I don’t want to be fixed up with her stupid friend.
Pretty good looking, for a bear, is not adequate. I am in my prime, Allen. It won’t be spent eating shitty food and looking for someone to ‘molt’ with. God, I hate that expression. It’s not an expression, anyway. We are not dogs, Allen… or whatever it is that molts. God, you are such a fucking juvenile some times.
Besides, I just molted that waitress last weekend. Pretty good looking for a bear, indeed! You shoulda seen the size of hew paws, my brother.
Listen, I gotta go. Your wife’s a whore and her sister is a shitty cook. Don’t even cross the stream to my said again!
See you in the morning!